My Awesome Day of Awesomeness!
Today was pretty amazing. Let me show you photos! :D
Today I married Salvador Dali. It was a beautiful wedding in Times Square. Lots of famous people showed up!
Here's us dancing after the wedding...
Early this morning, a limo arrived. It was Robin Williams! I hopped into the limo and we drove off.
When we got to the church, Whoopie was waiting outside to lead me in...
But just then, Samuel L. Jackson stopped me. He saw something off in the distance! What could it be!?
Oh, it was just Nsync. Nevermind.
Louie Armstrong was kind enough to provide music after battling Nsync back out the door with his trumpet...
But just as Nsync was gone and the music started up, Charlie Chaplin sensed a dark presence in the room! Now what could it be? Hmmm.
Oh no, it's Sparkleboy! Get him!
Luckily a real vampire showed up to help remove the sparkle from the room!
On my way through the church I met up with F. Scott Fitzgerald and we discussed The Great Gatsby.
Frankie was also invited. But then I got offended by how gorgeous his eyes are.
Johnny was there too, but he wasn't very happy. He was just mad because we didn't have any rum, only wine.
We also invited Andy Warhol, but he was weird so we kicked him out. He wasn't very happy about it.
As I walked to the altar, I met up with my grandpa, Abraham Lincoln. Me and Grandpa Abe did a quick fist pound before I continued to meet my fiance at the altar.
Elton John was shocked at how good looking Salvidor Dali was!
But Prince was very jealous...
After the wedding, our chauffeur picked us up and drove us into the sunset.
And that concludes my wedding with Salvador Dali.
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Uh, yeah. Haha. In other words, I went to a really awesome wax museum in Times Square called Madame Tussauds. It was very very cool.
Afterward, my awesome friends took me to Coney Island to ride the Wonder Wheel.
I went on with my friend Billy. Here's some pictures and some quick videos of the swinging cars! Lots of fun! I can't get enough of this ferris wheel!
Today I married Salvador Dali. It was a beautiful wedding in Times Square. Lots of famous people showed up!
Here's us dancing after the wedding...
Early this morning, a limo arrived. It was Robin Williams! I hopped into the limo and we drove off.
When we got to the church, Whoopie was waiting outside to lead me in...
But just then, Samuel L. Jackson stopped me. He saw something off in the distance! What could it be!?
Oh, it was just Nsync. Nevermind.
Louie Armstrong was kind enough to provide music after battling Nsync back out the door with his trumpet...
But just as Nsync was gone and the music started up, Charlie Chaplin sensed a dark presence in the room! Now what could it be? Hmmm.
Oh no, it's Sparkleboy! Get him!
Luckily a real vampire showed up to help remove the sparkle from the room!
On my way through the church I met up with F. Scott Fitzgerald and we discussed The Great Gatsby.
Frankie was also invited. But then I got offended by how gorgeous his eyes are.
Johnny was there too, but he wasn't very happy. He was just mad because we didn't have any rum, only wine.
We also invited Andy Warhol, but he was weird so we kicked him out. He wasn't very happy about it.
As I walked to the altar, I met up with my grandpa, Abraham Lincoln. Me and Grandpa Abe did a quick fist pound before I continued to meet my fiance at the altar.
Elton John was shocked at how good looking Salvidor Dali was!
But Prince was very jealous...
After the wedding, our chauffeur picked us up and drove us into the sunset.
And that concludes my wedding with Salvador Dali.
-------
Uh, yeah. Haha. In other words, I went to a really awesome wax museum in Times Square called Madame Tussauds. It was very very cool.
Afterward, my awesome friends took me to Coney Island to ride the Wonder Wheel.
I went on with my friend Billy. Here's some pictures and some quick videos of the swinging cars! Lots of fun! I can't get enough of this ferris wheel!
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