Matt's such a loser.
Goes without saying, I know, but here are another few rocks or so for the already Everest-high mountain of evidence to that effect:
So Matt, during a conversation about Valentine's Day, gets asked whether he's apprehensive about it, since, just after learning it's two weeks away, he made some motion with his head and expression with his face generally indicative of apprehension. He says he's not, that any expression he might have made was unrelated to the matter at hand; and to support this, he says fear of Valentine's Day, of "being screwed" on Valentine's Day, as his interlocutor put it, requires a person who would do the screwing, and, putting his head down and speaking in a meek, defeated little voice, he adds that he "ha[s] no such person." How pathetic.
Okay, could be worse, so I'll think of something else.
Well, there's his addiction to youtube; that's pretty lame given the sort of stuff he's watching there. I mean, just how many Björk music videos can you watch before getting sent to the local nuthouse? Huh? Not so many, if you ask me.
Well, at least he'll be gone soon, and I'll get to laugh at him from without the nuthouse while he goes even crazier within.
That fool. Just doesn't know what's good for him.
Okay, he's watching other things I guess, and not even on the site that often. But still.
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This character assassination didn't go well; I must find more evidence...
Just wait, Matt; I'll tear you down yet...
So Matt, during a conversation about Valentine's Day, gets asked whether he's apprehensive about it, since, just after learning it's two weeks away, he made some motion with his head and expression with his face generally indicative of apprehension. He says he's not, that any expression he might have made was unrelated to the matter at hand; and to support this, he says fear of Valentine's Day, of "being screwed" on Valentine's Day, as his interlocutor put it, requires a person who would do the screwing, and, putting his head down and speaking in a meek, defeated little voice, he adds that he "ha[s] no such person." How pathetic.
Okay, could be worse, so I'll think of something else.
Well, there's his addiction to youtube; that's pretty lame given the sort of stuff he's watching there. I mean, just how many Björk music videos can you watch before getting sent to the local nuthouse? Huh? Not so many, if you ask me.
Well, at least he'll be gone soon, and I'll get to laugh at him from without the nuthouse while he goes even crazier within.
That fool. Just doesn't know what's good for him.
Okay, he's watching other things I guess, and not even on the site that often. But still.
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This character assassination didn't go well; I must find more evidence...
Just wait, Matt; I'll tear you down yet...