http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gJQk2Ds7vo
Many years ago, I went into my yard in South Africa, and I got a knife--and then he was like--"I'm so gay!" What do you think about that? All black people are from Africa, because they're foreign, and foreigners suck dick for coke. I really wanted to show them her big black gaping vagina. I got too flustered, because they would be watching Girlfriends on BET. That was like, my life goal. What do you think about that? I don't know...I'm a get stoned right now. Is that gonna be boring? I went to jail. Yeah, lots of kosher meals. It lasted like twenty minutes, just like heroin. We were at a party. I grabbed on to a pole. And then he was like, "those are huge." Scratched up my chest. I'm a nanny! What do you think about that? Now I have a bruise on my crotch. Why are you doing this? Because mom told me to hit the gas. And then she said, "I'm going to shove my head into her vageen." It hurt. And then, Monika and I got back from winter break to find a cup of walrus pee. And then we came in, and then he took a crowbar, but then, there was a dishtowel--that one right there?--Yes. I saw this movie today called "eating shit." We know you're talking about us. We had to sit around with all these fat sweaty fans, because they're retarded. As you know, I've got a cricket. When we got up to show them, I made them cry. Then I decided to pull my dress up. What do you think about that? BOAIEJGA;GASDKAS;KLDASDF SDF What do you think about that? It was incredible. Why do I say these things? Mac, I can't do this HAHAHAHAH