New Jersey WINS flawless VICTORY!
Chiller Theater! Is a Sci-Fi / Horror convention that has been around for about 15 or so years. Its located in Secacus, New Jersey and...SHOULD NEVER BE VISITED! I'm not sure why I agreed to work this summer Chiller. Money? Fame? Bragging rights? Well the answer is none of the above. I might have been on crack, or acid, not sure which. See they've managed to put together 2 of the things I hate most in life. Horror movies...and...New Jersey. So I've put together, for your reading pleasure, my top 10 reasons why I hate Chiller.
10. It sucks!
9. I have to travel to New Jersey.
8. Everyone there is a washed out has been with NO FUCKING LIFE!
7. I hate shitty B actors and actresses autographing some fat guys sweaty palmed merchandise.
6. I hate shitty B actors and actresses.
5. See reason 10.
4. Because faded black t-shirts and mullets are not and were never cool.
3. Because being goth does not and will never make you different. Only an IDIOT!
2. Because 45 year old over weight women should never dress up in skimpy outfits.
AND... the number 1 reason is!
1. Horror movies and New Jersey are a wasted of time and space. Because when God made New Jersey he made it out of the left overs of every other state. So basically New Jersey is Americas hot dog meat, lips and assholes. Then joining that with a convention the glorifies horrible horror films...TROUBLE! Argh, Im lucky to have made it out alive. Fuck you Jersey, Fuck you Chiller, and FUCK YOU Econo Lodge. Econo Lodge? Yeah that's a whole different story. Fucking Indians! Yeah I said it FUCKING INDIANS, like from India. Go back to New Delhi and live out your days eating cobra or whatever you do. You sure as Hell cant run a hotel let alone speak english. UUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGHHH! Where's the alcohol, and a gun, I will be blowing my brains out later!