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Not feeling well, went back to bed around noon. Had strangest dream. Neville Longbottom was giving me crap for neglecting the flowers in my farm town game and while he was helping me water them a giant rubber pig puppet came over and got jealous of the time Neville was spending with me. Then Neville started making out with the pig. And then my parents threw a dinner party and invited the Queen of England. I spent time with The Queen making fun of Martha Stewart. and then, because apparently even in my dreams I'm not feeling very well, I started coughing and run to the bathroom spitting up blood. Someone comes in to check on me and asks if I know who I am. My reaction is "Seriously?", so then the person asks who he is, and I tell him that he's my big brother, Edward Cullen. (this disturbed me very much when I woke up) Big Brother tells me I'm too sick to attend the dinner party and puts me on the couch by the table. I object saying I'll get the Queen sick and ruin the dinner party, so we go into the family room where everyone but the Queen has served themselves dinner and is sitting on the couch watching TV while eating. I reprimand them for this, and tell them they ruined mom's dinner party. And why didn't anyone serve dinner to Great Aunt Helen (who the Queen of England changed into).