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[macphista]

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[eirefaerie]

You should have a friends only banner. With James Blunt, being surrounded by . . . wait, does Blunt have any friends?

MIGGIE. Please to let us discuss the PROFESSORS OF ROCK photos that were posted at dptband, please.

[macphista]

I have put up a provisional FO banner, as you can see above. A better banner will come up shortly, promise.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HOW CAN YOU NOT MOCK THEM WITH THESE POSES?

[eirefaerie]

[macphista]

THEY ARE SO SASSY. Notice Didz' towerl/scarf still prevails. And that he doesn'r wax like Stanthony.

And I know? WTF is going on with the wee nipples? It's like they didn't reach puberty. Which I could believe if I hadn't seen Carlito's trouser tent before.

WHERE IS GARY? ;__; He misses all the hot action.

[eirefaerie]

Didz can't possible wax. He'd destroy the waxer. His wherewolf chest WILL NOT BE TAMED.

I know! What's up with the nipples, little boys? It makes me feel almost bad for wanting to sex you all (except Didz, of course) up.

I KNOW, RIGHT? I DEMAND EQUAL REPRESENTATION FOR GARY.

[macphista]

I have not seen Didz shirtless. Should I be thankful? Is he bushier than Paul Smith? Inquiring minds, etc.

Does licking count as sexing, too?

Gary is probably on the floor in both photos. You know the rest of the band fancy him, so they probably slipped a couple roofies in his drink. :(

[eirefaerie]

Yet Gary needs no roofies. Gary will totally do it with all of them, if they'd only just ask nicely.

Licking counts as sexing. Or is counted, as part of sexing, I guess. I don't know, it's been so long that I'm not sure I remember how it works.

Bushier than Paul Smith. Bushier than Koko, that gorilla they taught sign language to in the 70s. FOR REALZ.

[macphista]

Gary will totally do it with all of them, if they'd only just ask nicely.

There is a slash story lying there. If I only wanted to write it badly and post it to the KC Slash comm. Which reminds me, are there no new fic chapters yet? I feel completely robbed of joy without it. ;_;

Well, I do remember licking something once when I had sex, but the memory is somewhat fuzzy. The response was good, though. I recall gagging. Er.

IS HE BUSHIER THAN PAUL SMITH? Then you'd need a machete or something to see the family jewels or something. Oh God. At least we know someone found what was underneath it all, considering he has a daughter.

[eirefaerie]

mmmm robbiekins.

I KNOW. WHERE ARE OUR NEW CHAPTERS OMG THAT SLAG! I NEED TO KNOW WHAT RICKY DOES WITH ME NEXT??

Someone just today asked me if Didz were hairier than Paul Smith. I think he must be. Hairier, and with a large gaping maw.

[macphista]

That's my Dirty Vicar icon, yes. See, I have this fabtasy with Robbie that involves him dressed like that, and, well, yes.

I KNOW WTF WAY TO LEAVE US HANGING. :((((((((((((((((((

Someone just today asked me if Didz were hairier than Paul Smith.

OMG THAT WAS ME, ERIN. That German guy is making you crazy. But since you've seen and I wanna know, is it worse than this? 'Cause that's my body hair limit right there. Granted, there's no sewage there. But still.

[eirefaerie]

no, no, no. It was somebody else! As well! And, oh god, yes. That looks even a bit tamed and manscaped!

But, ew. Body hair is so gross.

YOU CANNOT HAVE ROBBIE, h0r. HE IS MINE. ALL MINE.

I KNOW WTF I AM GETTING FIC BLUE BALLS OVER HERE HELLO!

[macphista]

LOLZ, k. I thought Herr Alzheimer had gotten a hold of you. :((

And yeah, it looks fairly manageable! I bet you could still get strays on your mouth, but hey, I'm a warrior. I'll make the effort.

Especially on women! Ew. *waxes everything*

WTF YOU CAN'T HAVE THEM ALL YOU SLUTBAG. ;_________________;

PEE ESS: From musicsecret: LOLZ.

[eirefaerie]

Best. Thing. I. Have. Ever. Seen.

[aknockout]

I knew I missed the internet for a reason...

[macphista]

You know you want him.

[aknockout]

I just checked the community.

AND NOW YOU'RE FRIENDS ONLY, is James Blunt stalking you again? :(