Moving On
Could anyone tell me how to stop torturing myself over this non-boyfriend situation? The advice I've received thus far...
1)Hump an unsuspecting young man and never call him again...
2)Strut around in my pink dress until the non-boyfriend just can't stand it anymore...
3)Find a new boyfriend...
It seems to me like #3 is the most realistic, but where does one find a new boyfriend? If it were that easy wouldn't I just have found a boyfriend in the first place rather than settling for the non-boyfriend type?
So I'm open for suggestions. Perhaps a voodoo ritual would be helpful? Any thoughts?
1)Hump an unsuspecting young man and never call him again...
2)Strut around in my pink dress until the non-boyfriend just can't stand it anymore...
3)Find a new boyfriend...
It seems to me like #3 is the most realistic, but where does one find a new boyfriend? If it were that easy wouldn't I just have found a boyfriend in the first place rather than settling for the non-boyfriend type?
So I'm open for suggestions. Perhaps a voodoo ritual would be helpful? Any thoughts?