Jun 17, 2004 14:58
So I've completely studied up on my California driving license rules and laws. No more U-turns in business districts for me! Quick tip for out of towners who may find themselves lost in Culver City California- if you get lost, for God sakes continue going the wrong way! A U-turn, even if there is no signs saying you cannot do a u-turn and there are no cars coming in either direction, will still get you a $300 traffic ticket. That sounds reasonable, though. Definitely a $300 expense I think.
My favorite part of the driving manual for California was the statement which I've copied and pasted here-"Do not shoot firearms on a highway or at traffic signs." So any other time then, California, is okay? Actually, thats what I've heard about you, state that elected the Terminator as your governor.
In other news, I've been using my powers for evil and I don't know how to stop. I'm like, Erin, don't gossip, its evil, don't say bad things about people you don't even know.."So I heard that so and so totally did whatever, isn't that horrible!" Do you even know that person? "Well know but I remember so and so said that they totally heard they did blah blah blah, and thats why I don't like them." I am buying my ticket to Hell, and after reading Meg's description of just one of the rooms, I'm not looking forward to it.