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i have evaded the mice once again in their plans to attack me. however my poor housemates have not been so lucky and have sucomb to the effects of poison. yes! poison, i say!!! the bathrooms a mess... even if they are poisoned they should clean up if i say so myself because i cannot lead a revolution against the filthy rodents that did this to them and clean up the bathroom at the same time... yes, you read that... clean up, please. or perhaps that is what the mice want me to think... they want me to be distracted from the revolution and the mess in the bathrooms is part of their plan so they are making me think i should concentrate on something else when the mess in the bathroom is the thing they want! yes! i shall clean the bathroom!! do not worry comrades! ernest henry macmillan will save us from this terrible and nightmarish fate! isn't it funny how none of the other houses are poisoned?! it's a conspiracy, i tell you. the mice think that hufflepuffs are weak and foolish but oh no, far from it my furry fiends. yes... one day soon you shall all feel and fear the wrath of ernie.