Nice try, Chief Niwot.
You can dredge up my favorite roommate from college and throw him at me, but it's still not gonna prevent me from moving out of the People's Republic of Boulder.
You want to keep me here, this is what you're going to have to swing:
A decent apartment (need not be big, but not a rathole), within easy drive of Foothills (mostly rights, no difficult or long-wait lefts), south of Arapahoe (I am NOT wading across that crap every morning), less than $650/mo.
Get on it - you only have a couple of weeks.
You want to keep me here, this is what you're going to have to swing:
A decent apartment (need not be big, but not a rathole), within easy drive of Foothills (mostly rights, no difficult or long-wait lefts), south of Arapahoe (I am NOT wading across that crap every morning), less than $650/mo.
Get on it - you only have a couple of weeks.