List-a-mania!

Mar 06, 2007 20:10

I don't usually go in for lists, but this should be a bit of an eye opener...

First one from Crystal - the only person I know whose camera turns everyone into a red-eyed demon (even when their eyes are covered!)


SUPPOSEDLY if you've seen over 85 films, you have no life. Mark the ones you've seen. There are 239 films on this list. Copy this list, go to your own facebook account, paste this as a note. Then, put x's next to the films you've seen, add them up, change the header adding your number, and click post at the bottom. Have fun.

( ) Rocky Horror Picture Show

( ) Grease

(x) Pirates of the Caribbean

( ) Pirates of the Caribbean 2: Dead Man's Chest

( ) Boondock Saints

(x) Fight Club

(x) Starsky and Hutch

(x) Neverending Story

( ) Blazing Saddles

(x) Airplane

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(x) The Princess Bride (if it's the one I'm thinking of, with Andre The Giant...)

(x) AnchorMan

(x) Napoleon Dynamite

( ) Labyrinth

(x) Saw

( ) Saw II

( ) White Noise

( ) White Oleander

(x) Anger Management

(x) 50 First Dates

( ) The Princess Diaries

( ) The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement

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( ) Scream

( ) Scream 2

( ) Scream 3

(x) Scary Movie

(x) Scary Movie 2

(x) Scary Movie 3

(x) Scary Movie 4

(x) American Pie

(x) American Pie 2

(x) American Wedding

( ) American Pie Band Camp

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( ) Harry Potter 1

( ) Harry Potter 2

( ) Harry Potter 3

( ) The Wedding Singer

( ) Harry Potter 4

(x) Resident Evil 1

(x) Resident Evil 2

( )Little Black Book

( ) The Village

( ) Lilo & Stitch

20

(x) Finding Nemo

( ) Finding Neverland

( ) Signs

( ) The Grinch

( ) Texas Chainsaw Massacre

( ) Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning

(x) White Chicks (please don't laugh)

(x) Butterfly Effect

(x) 13 Going on 30

(x) I, Robot

(x) Robots

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(x) Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story

( ) Universal Soldier

(x) Lemony Snicket: A Series Of Unfortunate Events

(x) Along Came Polly

( ) Deep Impact

( ) KingPin

(x ) Never Been Kissed

(x) Meet The Parents

(x) Meet the Fockers

( ) Eight Crazy Nights

( ) Joe Dirt

( ) KING KONG - only the original

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( ) A Cinderella Story

(x) The Terminal

( ) The Lizzie McGuire Movie

( ) Passport to Paris

(x) Dumb & Dumber

(x) Dumber & Dumberer

( ) Final Destination

( ) Final Destination 2

( ) Final Destination 3

( ) Halloween

( ) The Ring

( ) The Ring 2

( ) Surviving X-MAS

(x) Flubber

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( ) Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle

( ) Practical Magic

(x) Chicago

(x) Ghost Ship

( ) From Hell

( ) Hellboy

(x) Secret Window

( ) I Am Sam

( ) The Whole Nine Yards

( ) The Whole Ten Yards

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(x) The Day After Tomorrow

( ) Child's Play

( ) Seed of Chucky

( ) Bride of Chucky

( ) Ten Things I Hate About You

( ) Just Married

(x) Gothika

( ) Nightmare on Elm Street

( ) Sixteen Candles

( ) Remember the Titans

(x) Coach Carter

(x) The Grudge

( ) The Grudge 2

(x) The Mask

( ) Son Of The Mask

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(x) Bad Boys

(x) Bad Boys 2

( ) Joy Ride

( ) Lucky Number Slevin

(x) Ocean's Eleven

(x) Ocean's Twelve

(x) Bourne Identity

(x) Bourne Supremecy

( ) Lone Star

( ) Bedazzled

( ) Predator I

( ) Predator II

( ) The Fog

(x) Ice Age

(x) Ice Age 2: The Meltdown

( ) Curious George

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(x) Independence Day

( ) Cujo

( ) A Bronx Tale

( ) Darkness Falls

( ) Christine

(x) ET

( ) Children of the Corn

( ) My Bosses Daughter

(x) Maid in Manhattan

( ) War of the Worlds

(x) Rush Hour

(x) Rush Hour 2

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( ) Best Bet

( ) How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days

( ) She's All That

(x) Calendar Girls

( ) Sideways

( ) Mars Attacks

( ) Event Horizon

( ) Ever After

(x) Wizard of Oz

(x) Forrest Gump

( ) Big Trouble in Little China

(x) The Terminator

(x) The Terminator 2

( ) The Terminator 3

60

( ) X-Men

( ) X-2

( ) X-3

(x) Spider-Man

(x) Spider-Man 2

( ) Sky High

( ) Jeepers Creepers

( ) Jeepers Creepers 2

(x) Catch Me If You Can

(x) The Little Mermaid

( ) Freaky Friday

(x) Reign of Fire

( ) The Skulls

(x) Cruel Intentions

(x) Cruel Intentions 2

( ) The Hot Chick

(x) Shrek

(x) Shrek 2

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(x) Swimfan

( ) Miracle on 34th street - only the original

(x) Old School

( ) The Notebook

( ) K-Pax

( ) Krippendorf's Tribe

( ) A Walk to Remember

( ) Ice Castles

( ) Boogeyman

(x) The 40-year-old Virgin

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(x) Lord of the Rings Fellowship of the Ring

(x) Lord of the Rings The Two Towers

(x) Lord of the Rings Return Of the King

( ) Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark

( ) Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom

( ) Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

75

( ) Baseketball

( ) Hostel

( ) Waiting for Guffman

(x) House of 1000 Corpses

(x) Devils Rejects

(x) Elf

( ) Highlander

( ) Mothman Prophecies

( ) American History X

( ) Three

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(x) The Jacket

(x) Kung Fu Hustle

(x) Shaolin Soccer

( ) Night Watch

(x) Monsters Inc.

(x) Titanic

(x) Monty Python and the Holy Grail

(x) Shaun Of the Dead

( ) Willard

85

( ) High Tension

( ) Club Dread

(x) Hulk

(x) Dawn Of the Dead

(x) Hook

( ) Chronicles Of Narnia The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe

( ) 28 days later

( ) Orgazmo

( ) Phantasm

(x) Waterworld

89

(x) Kill Bill vol 1

(x) Kill Bill vol 2

( ) Mortal Kombat

( ) Wolf Creek

( ) Kingdom of Heaven

( ) the Hills Have Eyes

( ) I Spit on Your Grave aka the Day of the Woman

( ) The Last House on the Left

( ) Re-Animator

( ) Army of Darkness

91

( ) Star Wars Ep. I The Phantom Menace

( ) Star Wars Ep. II Attack of the Clones

( ) Star Wars Ep. III Revenge of the Sith

( ) Star Wars Ep. IV A New Hope

( ) Star Wars Ep. V The Empire Strikes Back

( ) Star Wars Ep. VI Return of the Jedi

( ) Ewoks Caravan Of Courage

( ) Ewoks The Battle For Endor

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(x) The Matrix

(x) The Matrix Reloaded

(x) The Matrix Revolutions

( ) Animatrix

( ) Evil Dead

( ) Evil Dead 2

(x) Team America: World Police

( ) Red Dragon

(x) Silence of the Lambs

(x) Hannibal

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Now Add them up and...

Put "I've seen x out of 239 films" in the subject line and repost it

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Holy crap... that's a lot of time spent in a darkened room!

And the second one is from WWE Magazine. "101 things every WWE fan should do before he dies. So here's what I've hit out of 101

X -  1. Attend WrestleMania (WM20, Madison Square Garden in 2004. Check)

X - 2. Sin while... okay, something not worth admitting in public! (check)

X - 3. Train, say your prayers and eat your vitamins.

X - 4. Watch Bret Hart and Shawn Michaels from WrestleMania 12 (check)

X - 5. Attend a show at Madison Square Garden (see 1. check)

- 6. Read Big Apple Takedown.

X - 7. Wear a WWE t-shirt to the office on Casual Friday (anyone with a memory for the "Peep Show" shirt from last year? Sorry...)

X - 8. Learn all the words to Real American (again, if you've heard me on the way back to the car... you'll have heard that at some point)

X - 9. Finish Mick Foley's "Have A Nice Day: A Tale of Blood and Sweatsocks" - done that. And his other two books, as a matter of fact...

- 10. Find an arcade with a working WrestleFest machine, and destroy all 10 year olds in Royal Rumble mode.

- 11. Be the guy who starts a chant at a WWE live event.

- 12. Cut someone's hair with a pair of garden shears, like Brutus Beefcake.

- 13. Watch every single WrestleMania, in chronological order, in one sitting. (22 shows at about 4 hours each? Get real!)

- 14. Seek out and read Lou Thesz's autobiography, Hooker.

- 15. See Hulk Hogan walk to the ring live...

- 16. Watch one of these feuds on DVD: Flair/Steamboat; Austin/McMahon; Hogan/Piper or Hart Foundation/British Bulldogs

X - 17. Track down and watch When Worlds Collide (1994 wrestling show... done)

- 18. See a show in the Scottrade Center (Kiel Center) in St Louis, MO.

X - 19. Collect every entrance them ever recorded, string them together into a monster playlist on your iPod and hit play. That's every day at work!

- 20. Host a dinner party strictly featuring dishes in JR's cookbooks.

X - 21. Shake hands with at least one Superstar, and get a picture to prove it (not quite shaking hands, but I have a photo...)

- 22. Fly to Miami Beach and appear in the background on an episode of Hogan Knows Best.

- 23. Catch some lucha libre action in Mexico City.

- 24. Read a copy of the first issue of WWF Victory Magazine.

- 25. When everyone's favourite superstar hits the ring, be the first one to boo.

- 26. Hug a Diva.

- 27. Tear into a porterhouse steak at Mortons.

- 28. Go to school or work with your face painted like a Road Warrior.

- 29. Spearhead an August road trip, watching every WWE event up until SummerSlam (almost).

X - 30. Grow a HHH-inspired manstache (may do that before I shave the goatee off... bloody thing's making me sneeze at night! lol)

X - 31. Score a Superstar autograph and showcase it in your room (done, it's below my photo for #21)

X - 32. Befriend a WWE superstar on MySpace (somewhere there's AT LEAST one)

- 33. Visit a Mean Gene's Burgers

- 34. Wander through Pittsburgh and bump into Bruno Sammartino

- 35. Procure a dented ladder from a TLC match and use it for household chores.

X - 36. Master the perfect Dusty Rhodes impersonation. The less comprehensible your words, the better (every day at work, if you will...)

- 37. Attend every single WWE PPV in a calendar year.

- 38. Get your letter published in WWE Magazine.

- 39 . Score your own entrance theme and use it at least once at a party or family function.

- 40. Set foot in a WWE ring

- 41. Ride Space Mountain.

- 42. Take a tour of Titan Towers

- 43. Betray one of your closest friends and start a feud.

- 44. Enter a family party on a zipline.

- 45. Make a pilgrimage to the ECW Arena in Philadelphia, PA.

- 46. Make a Stone Cold toast at a wedding

- 47. Raid a kid's tricycle and wear the tassles around your arms, a la Ultimate Warrior.

- 48. Learn to play Scotland the Brave on the bagpipes

X - 49. Watch Rey Mysterio perform the 619 live. (done)

- 50. Tear off your shirt in a public place, like Hulk Hogan

- 51. For every day, answer every question with a loud WHAT?

- 52. Name your firstborn after a WWE wrestler

- 53. Tell someone "YOU'RE FIRED!". And mean it.

X - 54. Watch Phantasio's only WWE match (I think I did, back in the day)

- 55. Blow at least one paycheque on WWE figures.

- 56. Do all your last minute holiday shopping on WWEshop.com

- 57. Visit Truth or Consequences, New Mexico.

- 58. Wear nothing but WWE apparel for a month

- 59. Memorise the lineage of the WWE title.

- 60. Grow a mullet and bleach it blond (???)

- 61. Catch a t-shirt shot from an airgun at a WWE live event.

- 62. Make out on the Kiss Cam at a WWE show.

- 63. Identify every WWE superstar on the Wrestling Album cover

- 64. Catch a WWE show in Japan

- 65. Unlock every hidden character in SmackDown vs Raw 2007

- 66. Test your mettle at a wrestling school.

- 67. Get a Superstar-inspired tattoo.

- 68. Design your own pair of tights

- 69. Show up on TV holding a clever sign

- 70. "Land a chick half as hot as Torrie Wilson. Teach her the stinkface" (verbatim)

- 71. Dress as Big Vis for Haloween.

- 72. Dine at Edge's favourite restaurant, the Tampa Brickyard in Tampa, FL.

- 73. Get your hand high-fived by a WWE superstar on the way to the ring

- 74. Eat an earth worm, a la Boogeyman

- 75. Craft a letter to the dirt sheet kids, telling them to get a life.

- 76. (cheap plug deleted)

X - 77. Wear a Championship belt

X - 78. Take home a commemorative chair from a WWE pay-per-view (WrestleMania 20 - and it's still in near perfect condition after the flight home!)

- 79. Donate some dough to a Superstar sponsored charity

- 80. Go shopping in a lucha mask (almost...)

- 81. Call the WWE Magazine hotline

- 82. Raise a pet snake and call him Damien. Or a bulldog and call her Matilda. Or a parrot called Frankie.

X - 83. Start a fan website devoted to your favourite superstar. (gonna count this, but it was ages ago and it was with someone else)

- 84. Win an auction on WWE Auctions...

- 85. Make an action figure of yourself

- 86. Shave your head totally bald, like Stone Cold (ahem)

- 87. Start your own "Kiss My Ass Club"

- 88. Subscribe to WWE 24/7

X - 89. Change your ringtone to a WWE superstar's entrance theme (done that, unfortunately)

- 90. Turn dwn the volume on Raw and do the commentary yourself

- 91. Wave an American flag attached to a 2 x 4

X - 92. Eat a WWE Ice Cream Bar (I may have done this back in the day...)

- 93. Refer to yourself in the third person, like the Rock, for an entire week

- 94. Create your own catchphrase and popularise it among buddies and co-workers.

- 95. Tailgate at a WWE event

- 96. Crotch chop an authority figure of choice.

- 97. Shape your facial hair like Jeff Hardy's

- 98. Watch an episode of SmackDown in Spanish

- 99. Turn a non-fan into a true believer

- 100. Airbrush the bonnet/hood of your car with the likeness of your favourite Superstar.

- 101. Do all 101 things on this list.

22 out of 101... not bad, but not too geeky. (yeah right!)

My hand hurts now :(
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