attack of the feces!!!!!!!!!!!
so today started out as just a normal day. you know, the usual, go to boomers check out girls, ride gocarts. it was a good day. and i thought it would last but boy was i wrong.here's how it all got started. i came home from boomers on a thundery night. which happened to be yesterday. so i come home and it was chicken-n-broccoli bake night. jordans favorite(my 11-year-old know-it-all brother). so we eat dinner and it was really good. then i get on the fone to talk to melissa and clean my turtle cage. so after i hang up and i am listening to music i start hearing these groaning noises. so i turn my music up and they get louder. then i go tell my parents tht they were coming from the bathroom. they don't believe. u know what tht means.........time to go commando. so with old clothes on and plunger in hand i sneak to the bathroom as not to disturb it. i lunge in and raise up the plunger. i look down and i see it. i sink to my knees in fear trembling of thought about what it was capable of then i gain enough strength to come to my senses. i plunge away and it practically swallows my plunger. but it is gone. atleast, that is what we thought. i go into my room and listen to some more music when all of a sudden i here it again.so i go tell the parents....they still do not believe me. so i go check inside and i am struck dumb.i cannot move, my legs are stuck to the ground. i am frozen. and it is creeping closer....closer....and then i see my weapon. yes thts right THE WEAPON....the rubbermaid plunger. i grab it and throw it with all my might and tht,tht thing just swallows it whole. then all of a sudden, out of the white monster pops a big brown killer feces. i new i was going to die. then i found my strength. i just kept telling myself.do it for ur turtle.do it for ur turtle. so i do it. i run to my parents bedroom and wake up jordan. "go get some towls, we got trouble"!!!!so i run to the room and help jordan with towls.all of a sudden i here a cry for help. i run to the bathroom and see bryan frozen solid. he couldn't take the heat of war. the water was slowly creeping toward him i run in and drag him out with one hand while plunging ferociously and all of a sudden i here a slurping sound. it was over!!!!!!!!!!!!the white monster was conquered!!!!!!!!!!and i RIO single handedly saved the day!!!!!!!!!!!!!and jordan had the pleasure of cleaning up the mess tht he made by using to much toilet paper. YESTERDAY WAS THE DAY THT I, RIO CONQUERED THE GIANT, WHITE, BEAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!