Duck walks into a bar

[machogrande]

A duck walks into a bar and asks: 'Got any Bread?'
Bartender says: 'No.'
Duck says: 'Got any bread?'
Bartender says: 'No.'
Duck says: 'Got any bread?'
Bartender says: 'No, we have no bread.'
Duck says: 'Got any bread?'
Bartender says: 'No, we haven't got any bread!'
Duck says: 'Got any bread?'
Bartender says: 'No, are you deaf?! We haven't got any fucking bread, and if you ask me again and I'll nail your fucking beak to the bar you irritating bastard !'
Duck says: 'Got any nails?'
Bartender says : 'No'
Duck says: 'Got any bread?