This special update is coming to you live via the miracle of mobile phone technology from bed 15 in the Benyon ward at the Royal Berks Hospital. Hi. *waves* Got admitted here in a bit of an emergency on weds night when things deteriorated rather rapidly. They initially thought that I may have had meningitis although having had all sorts of exciting tests, scans and x-rays done thankfully that now doesn't seem to be the case - investigations, as they say, are continuing. I don't feel great but I do feel 100 times better than I did on weds night, obviously whatever they are injecting into my veins is working. Anyway better go, the resident vampire wants some more of my blood.