Well, yeah I can. Without sounding totally insane? That'd be a little trickier.
They brought you here for some reason or another, special skills, strengths, whatever. Hoping you can help some aliens in a civil war that they have going on.
Essentially you get a working vacation, all expenses paid, and when something happens you scramble and hide because nobody can really do anything about this whole conflict.
Don't have to be good at fighting, alot of people here couldn't fight their way out of a wet paper bag.
We haven't figured that out yet. See the little bracelet on your wrist? Don't try to take it off, don't mess with it. It'll shock you. That's how they keep us in line.
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I won't argue with the idea that this place doesn't make any sense.
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Don't s'pose you could maybe tell me what's goin' on here?
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Without sounding totally insane? That'd be a little trickier.
They brought you here for some reason or another, special skills, strengths, whatever. Hoping you can help some aliens in a civil war that they have going on.
Essentially you get a working vacation, all expenses paid, and when something happens you scramble and hide because nobody can really do anything about this whole conflict.
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I ain't no good at fighting. I just fix things, is all.
How do we get out?
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We haven't figured that out yet. See the little bracelet on your wrist? Don't try to take it off, don't mess with it. It'll shock you. That's how they keep us in line.
Fix things? Like how?
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What, you mean this thing here? It don't look like much...
Don't seem like keepin' people prisoner's the right way to make 'em help.
Just...fix things is all. The usual way, I guess. Machines talk to me.
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Mechanic. Cool.. Me too.
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I ain't sure where this is the middle of.
...You are? Shiny!
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Where are you?
...Shiny?
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[There's a scrape as she pivots, and her voice muffles as though the hand holding her PDA has fallen a little further from her mouth.]
I see a fountain, an' a bunch of buildings.
...Yeah, shiny. You know, like real good.
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Kinda sound like that old guy.
Melvin or Malcolm or whatever.
Sounds like the Plaza. You need some help?
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Wait, Mal? You know Cap'n Reynolds?
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...If it ain't a bother.
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It ain't a bother.
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[Sad Kaylee sounds sad.]
Guess the Captain'd be good at gettin' out of jams like this, too.
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