My life is too funny to exist off the internet.

[machinery]

Once upon a time, I decided that a truly excellent way to distract myself from my large pile of reading was to post an ad on craigslist, requesting both intellectual discourse and making out. Little did I know how swiftly my wish would be granted! A few hours later, I was discussing the possibility of universal morals over a pair of vodkacrans with an unbelievably attractive phd student. Philosophy, even, which is positively hot when the philosopher in question is critically engaged with some sort of social resistance. Three drinks deep, he confessed to being a "libertarian socialist." Needless to say, there was a great deal of making out.

WTF craigslist, I will never doubt you again.