OMG I must be so, so fascinating

Mar 22, 2006 22:56

1. What does your Livejournal name mean?

Pretty much what it sounds like. Machinegun_arm = a machinegun, in place of an arm. As in, "Use your machinegun arm!"

2. Elaborate on your default photo?

It's some robots on an assembly line. Uhhhh, that's not very elaborate...I like the little sparks?

3. Make up a question.

Do you think I look like a celebrity?

4. What's your current relationship status?

Floating along in the northern spiral arm of the galaxy, exploring the El Mysterioso solar system. Teetering precariously on the gravity well of an outlying black hole.

5. What EXACTLY are you wearing right now?
SCUD: The Disposable Assassin replica-torso t-shirt, Black hoodie, stale jeans, peppermint-striped boxers, Goldtoes, wicker shoes.

6. What is your current problem?

I think I have my ducks in a row.

7. What do you love most?

Summer credits.

8. What makes you most happy?

Issues 5-15 of SCUD: The Disposable Assassin.

9. Are you musically inclined?

Christ, I can barely play Guitar Hero.

10. If you could go back in time, and change something, what would you change?

I'd assassinate JFK, get caught, plead guilty and, in the ensuing sham of a trial, reveal everything. Just to shut up the conspiracy theorists.

11. If you MUST be an animal for ONE day, what would you be?

Toss-up between a dolphin and some kind of cool dog, like a black lab. Dolphin for all the obvious reasons, dog for the ability to show emotion with my tail.

12. Ever have a near death experience?

Yes.

13. Name an obvious quality you have.

Self aggrandizement.

14. What's the name of the song that's stuck in your head right now?

Summer Girl by Beck

15. Who did you cut and paste this from?

Okazu

16. Name someone with the same birthday as you.

George Mallory, English mountaineer.

17. Have you ever vandalized someone's private property?

Oh yes.

18. Have you ever been in a fight?

Yea, I've been in some good scraps, and some not-so-good scraps.

19. Have you ever sung in front of a large audience?

Does sing-talking count?

20. What is the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?

Fishy smell.

21. What do you usually order from Starbucks?

This is gonna sound pretentious, but I've never been to a Starbucks. It's nothing against the company; I just don't like coffee very much.

24. Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity?

Wow, crazy coincidence that I would get asked this question right after I made it up! Oh my God, I'm all flustered now... Mark Ruffalo, according to Drew.

25. Do you still watch kiddy movies or TV shows?

Sometimes, though I've grown to really hate Thundercats and the old X-Men cartoon. Ben Ten, Big Guy and Rusty, and Beast Wars are all pretty phenomenal, though.

26. Did you have braces?

Quite.

27. Are you comfortable with your height?

I guess I wouldn't complain if I woke up one day and was a little taller, but by age 22 I think it's a little late to be lamenting something I have no control over. Except this crappy season of Lost. I lament it weekly.

28. What is the most romantic thing someone has ever done for you?

Doggystyle while watching Drive Me Crazy (starring Melissa Joan Heart and Adrian Grenier).

29. Do you speak any other languages?

A bit of Hindi. And fake Spanish when drunk.

30. Do you have a crush on someone on your livejournal?

No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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