14 [voice post]

[machinasmaw]

[obviously singing, with feeling and emotion.]

Tra~la~la~♪, I'm in my houseeeeeeeee with Tiiiiii~dusssss. Because he was man enough to bring me home! TRA-LA-LAAAA.

♪~IwaskindofsickandIsortofstillamandIfeeldisasterrific, buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut I am home!

[overdramatic, contented sigh as she stops... singing.]So, somebody explain to me what's going

Comments

[invisiblelasers]

Oh, the Christmas thing? Has something to do with jingle bells or something like that.

[machinasmaw]

What's the difference between jingle bells and regular bells?

[invisiblelasers]

Maybe they... jingle more?

[machinasmaw]

Is there like, a set level of jingling to figure it out?

[invisiblelasers]

I don't know. ...You think there are any around here?

[machinasmaw]

Any jingle bells?

[invisiblelasers]

Yeah.

[machinasmaw]

Don't know. Maybe we should ask around, you know?

[invisiblelasers]

Right! We'll solve the mystery of the strange, jingling bells!

[machinasmaw]

Exactly! 'cause this information is extremely important, I think.

[invisiblelasers]

Well, yeah, if we don't figure this sort of thing out, who will?

[machinasmaw]

We're so thoughtful! Figuring out the answer to mysteries so Manhattan won't have to~.

[invisiblelasers]

No mystery will go unanswered! No clue will remain hidden!

[machinasmaw]

Rikku and Akutare, searching every edge of the universe for the answers!

[invisiblelasers]

The Dark Mystery Squad is on the case!

[machinasmaw]

Is that what we're called?