Jul 31, 2008 20:20
Okay. Got it. There's big, crabby things crawling around here that want to bite my arm off. Cred, you people weren't kidding. I'm not even something delicious! All skin and bones, crab-friends, I swear. If you want to eat anyone, you should go find someone with a little more meat and muscle on them, you know? Not some skinny little girl like me! Besides, my body is hardly tender at all. No good at all.
So, anyways, now that my public service announcement to the crabs is done, does anyone know a place where I can stay? Or even better yet, who wants a cute Al-Bhed roommate?
I think you do. As long as you're not some creeptastic guy who has thirteen cats or something...
no creepers need apply,
need shelter,
rikku talks too much,
shit crabs