Balls
Allow me to talk about my balls for a moment.
The number one reason why i hate the winter is because of how it affects my balls. Now I know no men read this blog type thing so i understand the women out there who may be very confused about this matter. See when us men, or at least in my case, get cold our sack shrivels up. It makes sense. Its to hold our balls closer to our bodies so to keep those reproductive organs nice and warm. Even though it makes sense it still sucks. When its REALLY cold out my balls try retract into my pelvis. Its a tight squeeze. Not only is it uncomfortable when my balls are trapped between my pube skin and my pelvis but it also hurts. Coldness hurts my balls...period
A couple of weeks ago i was discussing this matter with my pal, Bruno. He didnt seem to fully understand. I began to question the functionality of my private parts then. I remembered an ex-girlfriend of mine (who had to use her toes to count how many men she has known) told me that i have large balls. Larger than normal, or at least larger than the 10-15 partners shes thrusted. Being that my balls may be larger than normal, is it still abnormal for one to encounter this uncomfortable retraction? One may never know.
After i told Bruno about my situation i told him of some measures If taken to make matters better. I told him that sometimes when i come home in my shriveled uncomforatble state i strip down, turn on the space heater, position my manhood no more than a foot away from the heater and let the warmth protract my sack. I can see the humor in this but all jokes aside it works. Hot showers work like magic.
So for the sake of my balls would be so bad for Spring to come a little early this year?
love.
my balls
The number one reason why i hate the winter is because of how it affects my balls. Now I know no men read this blog type thing so i understand the women out there who may be very confused about this matter. See when us men, or at least in my case, get cold our sack shrivels up. It makes sense. Its to hold our balls closer to our bodies so to keep those reproductive organs nice and warm. Even though it makes sense it still sucks. When its REALLY cold out my balls try retract into my pelvis. Its a tight squeeze. Not only is it uncomfortable when my balls are trapped between my pube skin and my pelvis but it also hurts. Coldness hurts my balls...period
A couple of weeks ago i was discussing this matter with my pal, Bruno. He didnt seem to fully understand. I began to question the functionality of my private parts then. I remembered an ex-girlfriend of mine (who had to use her toes to count how many men she has known) told me that i have large balls. Larger than normal, or at least larger than the 10-15 partners shes thrusted. Being that my balls may be larger than normal, is it still abnormal for one to encounter this uncomfortable retraction? One may never know.
After i told Bruno about my situation i told him of some measures If taken to make matters better. I told him that sometimes when i come home in my shriveled uncomforatble state i strip down, turn on the space heater, position my manhood no more than a foot away from the heater and let the warmth protract my sack. I can see the humor in this but all jokes aside it works. Hot showers work like magic.
So for the sake of my balls would be so bad for Spring to come a little early this year?
love.
my balls