"monty python"
sad, sad, so sad, i'm really sad...
my favorite electronic dictionary died today... it was a girl. she was so cute with white and pink and blue and lavender and... we've been together for like 4 or 5 years. she has been really good to me, i've learned a lot about english through her. she was the best. aw i'm so sad...
but i use an electronic dictionary everyday at work or outside of work so i really needed to get new one within today. then i went to an electronics store and got the new one. it is a boy just like japanese new prince who was just born yesterday. but unlike my dear one, he is just rugged and unsophisticated and just silver and not cute at all. i don't feel any sensitivity from him. moreover he doesn't have my favorite "activator" in it!! oh how desperate! i had to pay 24,800 yen (about 210 bucks) for this boy. i could go to hawaii or korea or taiwan or guam or saipan if i had long holidays with this lot of money, sigh...
ok, "monty python." what a tv show it is...
so many cute little innocent children are made to sing:
every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great
if a sperm is wasted, god gets quite irate
every sperm is wanted, every sperm is good
every sperm is needed in your neighborhood
this song even has a solo part of the cutest little girl:
let the heathens spill theirs on the dusty ground
god shall make them pay for each sperm that can't be found
or in another story, students at a boarding school takes sex education class as if it is one of normal classes. one of them shows the least interests to the subject even though professor demonstrates how to do with his wife in front of them.
professor: the purpose of foreplay is (i shouldn't write the rest of the sentence here).
or topless women run around outside, or one guy is chopped for his liver and blood splashes everywhere, or incredibly super fat guy's stomach is exploded because of his overeating and he gets blown to pieces in the end.
but all these nastiness and grossness, i don't dislike this show.
my favorite electronic dictionary died today... it was a girl. she was so cute with white and pink and blue and lavender and... we've been together for like 4 or 5 years. she has been really good to me, i've learned a lot about english through her. she was the best. aw i'm so sad...
but i use an electronic dictionary everyday at work or outside of work so i really needed to get new one within today. then i went to an electronics store and got the new one. it is a boy just like japanese new prince who was just born yesterday. but unlike my dear one, he is just rugged and unsophisticated and just silver and not cute at all. i don't feel any sensitivity from him. moreover he doesn't have my favorite "activator" in it!! oh how desperate! i had to pay 24,800 yen (about 210 bucks) for this boy. i could go to hawaii or korea or taiwan or guam or saipan if i had long holidays with this lot of money, sigh...
ok, "monty python." what a tv show it is...
so many cute little innocent children are made to sing:
every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great
if a sperm is wasted, god gets quite irate
every sperm is wanted, every sperm is good
every sperm is needed in your neighborhood
this song even has a solo part of the cutest little girl:
let the heathens spill theirs on the dusty ground
god shall make them pay for each sperm that can't be found
or in another story, students at a boarding school takes sex education class as if it is one of normal classes. one of them shows the least interests to the subject even though professor demonstrates how to do with his wife in front of them.
professor: the purpose of foreplay is (i shouldn't write the rest of the sentence here).
or topless women run around outside, or one guy is chopped for his liver and blood splashes everywhere, or incredibly super fat guy's stomach is exploded because of his overeating and he gets blown to pieces in the end.
but all these nastiness and grossness, i don't dislike this show.