107! Suck on it!
(*) Rocky Horror Picture Show (own it)
(*) Grease (and Grease 2, yo. I need a C-O-O-L...R-I-D-E-R!)
(*) Pirates of the Caribbean
( ) Boondock Saints
( ) The Mexican
(*) Fight Club (own it)
( ) Starsky and Hutch
(*) Neverending Story (a guy in my senior English class told me I looked like the Luck Dragon from the bridge of the nose up. He looked like Atrayu.)
(*) Blazing Saddles (sexy Gene Wilder role #2)
(*) Airplane! (Stewardess? I speak jive.)
Sub-Total: 7
(*) The Princess Bride (Where does one go about getting an R.O.U.S., anyhow?)
(*) Young Frankenstein (sexy Gene Wilder role #3)
(*) Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
(*) Napoleon Dynamite
(*) Saw
( ) White Noise
(*) White Oleander (We were at B's parents' house, okay? We had no choice.)
( ) Anger Management
(*) 50 First Dates
(*) Jason X (own it. And it PWNS!!!)
Sub-Total: 15
(*) Scream
(*) Scream 2
(*) Scream 3 (A monkey, Wes?!?!?)
(*) Scary Movie
(*) Scary Movie 2
( ) Scary Movie 3
(*) American Pie
(*) American Pie 2
(*) American Wedding
(*) Harry Potter
Sub-Total: 24
(*) Harry Potter 2
(*) Harry Potter 3
(*) Harry Potter 4 (The Weasley twins are legal at this point.)
(*) Resident Evil I (She kicked the doggy! That part was very sad. Poor skinless doggy.)
(*) Resident Evil 2
(*) The Wedding Singer
( ) Little Black Book
(*) The Village
(*) Donnie Darko (own it. Love it.)
(*) Lilo & Stitch (That would make me an abomination!!)
Sub-Total: 33
(*) Finding Nemo (You guys made me ink.)
( ) Finding Neverland
( ) 13 Ghosts
(*) Signs
( ) The Grinch
(*) Texas Chainsaw Massacre (both. Only one sucks.)
( ) White Chicks
(*) Butterfly Effect (Goth fatty makes everything better. Except now he isn't fat anymore. He's on My Name Is Earl. Trivia for yo' ass.)
(*) 13 Going on 30 (Sunday afternoons. Cable sucks on Sunday afternoons. That's my excuse.)
(*) I, Robot
Sub-Total: 39
(*) Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story (Who's Steve the Pirate?)
(*) Universal Soldier (heh...hehehehehehe...)
( ) Lemony Snicket: A Series Of Unfortunate Events
(*) Along Came Polly (I was just in it for the weasel action. It has a sweater on!)
( ) Deep Impact
(*) Kingpin
(*) Never Been Kissed
(*) Meet The Parents
(*) Meet the Fockers
( ) Eight Crazy Nights
Sub-Total: 46
( ) Cinderella Story
( ) The Terminal
( ) The Lizzie McGuire Movie
( ) Passport to Paris
(*) Dumb & Dumber
( ) Dumb & Dumberer
(*) Final Destination
( ) Final Destination 2
(*) Halloween
(*) The Ring
Sub-Total: 50
( ) The Ring 2
(*) Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle (C'MON POOKIE!! LET'S BURN THIS MUTHAFUKKA DOWN!!!)
( ) Practical Magic
(*) Chicago (Somebody give Renee a sammich. And tell her to stop making that stinkface.)
( ) Ghost Ship
(*) From Hell
(*) Hellboy
( ) Secret Window
( ) I Am Sam
( ) The Whole Nine Yards
Sub-Total: 54
(*) The Day After Tomorrow (OMG STUFFS FROZEN NOOOOOO!!!!!)
(*) Child's Play
(*) Bride of Chucky (Hell. YES.)
( ) Ten Things I Hate About You
( ) Just Married
( ) Gothika
(*) Nightmare on Elm Street
(*) Sixteen Candles
( ) Coach Carter
( ) Bad Boys
Sub-Total: 59
( ) Bad Boys 2
( ) Joy Ride
(*) Se7en
(*) Ocean's Eleven
( ) Ocean's Twelve
( ) Bourne Identity
( ) Lone Star
(*) Bedazzled
(*) Predator I (We move. Five metah spread. No sound.)
( ) Predator II
Sub-Total: 63
(*) Independence Day (Saw this in the theater. On July 4th. In Nevada. People stood up and clapped many, many times. I hate people.)
(*) Cujo
( ) A Bronx Tale
( ) Darkness Falls
(*) Christine (I believe you can polish a turd.)
(*) ET (Was a member of the fan club. Still have my membership card. Shut up.)
(*) Children of the Corn
( ) My Boss' daughter
( ) Frailty
Sub-Total: 68
( ) Best Men
( ) How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
( ) She's All That
( ) Calendar Girls
(*) Sideways
(*) Mars Attacks!
( ) Event Horizon
( ) Ever After
(*) Forrest Gump (*shudder*)
(*) Big Trouble in Little China (May the wings of liberty never lose a feather.)
Sub-Total: 72
(*) X-Men
(*) X-2 (OMG HOT HOT BLUE ALAN CUMMING ACTION!!!)
(*) Jeepers Creepers
( ) Jeepers Creepers 2
(*) Catch Me If You Can
(*) The Others
(*) Freaky Friday (only the old one, though)
( ) Reign of Fire
(*) Cruel Intentions (I will watch the shit out of this movie, given the opportunity. I have no shame.)
( ) The Hot Chick
Sub-Total: 79
( ) Swimfan
( ) Miracle
(*) Old School
( ) The Notebook
( ) K-Pax
(*) Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
(*) Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
(*) Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
( ) A Walk to Remember
( ) Boogeyman
Sub-Total: 83
( ) Hitch
(*) The Fifth Element
(*) Star Wars Episode I The Phantom Menace
(*) Star Wars Episode II Attack of The Clones
(*) Star Wars Episode III Revenge of The Sith
(*) Star Wars Episode IV A New HopE
(*) Star Wars Episode V The Empire Strikes Back
(*) Star Wars Episode VI Return of The Jedi...
(*) Troop Beverly Hills (I'm going straight to hell for this. Fuck you, Shelley Long.)
(*) Swimming with Sharks (Papercuts are fun!)
Sub-Total: 92
( ) Air Force One
( ) For Richer or Poorer
(*) Trainspotting (It's a tightrope, Spud. It's a fuckin' tightrope.)
(*) People Under the Stairs
(*) Blue Velvet (Why can't I live in Lumberton? Or Twin Peaks? When is David Lynch going to begin master-planning communities??)
( ) Sound of Music
(*) Parent Trap 1 (old)
( ) Parent Trap 2 (new)
(*) The Burbs (I want to kill...every-one...Satan is good...Satan is my pal.)
(*) The Terminator
Sub-Total: 98
(*) Empire Records
(*) SLC Punk
( ) Meet Joe Black
(*) Nightmare Before Christmas
(*) The Silence of the Lambs
(*) Red Dragon
(*) Sleepy Hollow
(*) I Heart Huckabees
(*) 24 Hour Party People
( ) Blood In Blood Out
(*) The Virgin Suicides (been craving this one recently)
Final Total: 107