A Birthday Mission (Harry/Draco, sort of. PG) for Melodic

[maccadole]

Title: A Birthday Mission
Author: maccadole
Pairing: Harry/Draco
Rating: PG
Word Count: 2200
Warnings/Content: Crack. Meta. Bad Humor. Real Life vs Fiction. Getting Together. Veritaserum.
Summary: Harry and Draco belong together. They just need a push in the right direction.
Notes: Happy birthday, _melodic_!! I don't even know what your thoughts are on dumb, cracky

Comments

[_melodic_]

Oh my god hahaha crack fic, and crack fic written by you… This is going to be glorious I just know it. I am so excited to read this. I'm out right now but will be devouring it tonight… I can't wait! ❤️❤️

[maccadole]

Bahhh. :D :D Take your time. The adventure will await you eagerly. You may begin whenever you wish.

[oceaxe]

Oh my god, that was ADORABLE! "Early drarry classics ruined me by constantly bathing him in moonlight." I'm DYING, this was HILARIOUS! Lucky Melodic!!

[maccadole]

Wow, how timed we are. I read your fic just now.

AAHH, haha, thank you. I'm so happy you appreciated my dorky, bizarre story. ;) I kind of took the easy way out and wrote some fun nonsense instead of making a real effort.

[capitu]

Oh my god, this is hilarious! I loved how magic fixes everything! LOL

And

“Eighth year is real.”

“At least in this universe,” Mac said.

Also of course:

“You know that early Drarry classics ruined me by constantly bathing him in moonlight. I can't help it.

LOL! You two are so all of us. This is gold. :D

[maccadole]

Hahaha, thank you for reading. I feel like I could've made more of an effort but I actually had fun writing this, so meh. LOL.

Seriously, though, I have SUCH a boner for Draco in moonlight. I don't care if it's cheesy, I love it every time it happens.

[birdsofshore]

OMG, YESSSSS! I love crack, and meta fic, and authorial insertion, and this is GOLDEN, eeeeeeee! I adore it. So funny and clever, and this:

“Maffoy...”

“Yes?” Draco said, angrily. “Whatever is the problem, Potter?”

“I fanphy you.”

“Oh, for Merlin's sake.” Draco withdrew his finger. “What was that?”

“Um. I think, er, you're right that this isn't water. I said I fancy you.”

“Good,” Draco smirked. “Just wanted to make sure.”

has made my evening! :DDD

[birdsofshore]

Oh and the vegetable snacks! *clutches sides*

YESSSSSS

[maccadole]

Hahah, aahh, you do?! How wonderful! Ohh, thank you, dear. Goodness, it was so fun writing this madness. It was kind of rushed, but it made me chuckle, and that's all that matters.

Yesssss, so glad you appreciated the vegetable snacks too. Sweets are overrated.

[kerrilee75]

Mac, you are amazing!! I love this sooooo much!! I couldn't stop squealing and squeeing with all the awesomeness you packed into this. And all the little personal Melissa stuff is just really spot on and brilliant! You win so hard with this crack fic! 😘😘😘😍😍