Orange Collision; ch 33
Title: Orange Collision
Pairings: John/Paul, George/Ringo Equal time for both pairings
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: sexual situations, drug and alcohol use, language, distressing situations
Summary: En route to Los Angeles, a storm diverts the Beatles to an uncharted island in the middle of the Pacific. Finding themselves among the few survivors, romantic ( Read more... )
Pairings: John/Paul, George/Ringo Equal time for both pairings
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: sexual situations, drug and alcohol use, language, distressing situations
Summary: En route to Los Angeles, a storm diverts the Beatles to an uncharted island in the middle of the Pacific. Finding themselves among the few survivors, romantic ( Read more... )
THE WHOLE SECTION WITH JOHN AND PAUL TEASING GEORGE--FUCKING HILARIOUS AND TOO LONG TO QUOTE HERE, DAMMIT.
Oh God, Paul was getting in on this, sitting down on the other side of George and putting an arm around him as well
LOL HOW GAY.
It was too late. John leaned forward and started licking the side of his face with his disgusting, prickly tongue, and Paul, John’s corrupted creation, was humming “Love Me Do” while hugging him tightly. If he hadn’t known any better, he’d have thought that they were either high or had just had sex, but both were impossible.
HAHAHAHAHAA POOR GEORGE.
George looked over at Ringo-he was about to make a joke about how, for once, Ringo wasn’t the one who needed all the medical attention, but froze when he saw a series of intense looks pass between him and Paul.
PAUL/RINGO CROSSED MY MIND.
Mal and Brian in their own somewhat intense bubble.
+ THE REST OF THAT PARAGRAPH; BRIAN/MAL BRIAN/MAL BRIAN/MAL! THIS STORY IS AWASH WITH PAIRINGS.
As the time passed everyone started getting louder and louder, alcohol boiling in their systems, producing ecstasy-induced cackles of laughter.
They haven't run out of booze yet? XD
Paul continued to stare at him in a way that was both unsettling and boring.
LOL.
Okay. That bit where everyone disappeared in front of George's eyes was creepy, and HE SAW A YELLOW THING. I've forgotten my theory on what these things were because the last chapter was ages ago (*glare*) so I'm all ready to be surprised when you finally do a grand reveal.
MAL. MAL IS ACTING SUSPICIOUS. AT FIRST I THOUGHT HE WAS BEING MIND-CONTROLLED BY ALIENS BUT THEN I REALISED HE MUST'VE BEEN INTIMATELY ACQUAINTED WITH A BLUE THING. OR A YELLOW THING. DO THEY COME IN THE COLOURS OF A RAINBOW?
ANYWAY. I'M GLAD YOU'RE POSTING AGAIN (I DIDN'T REALISE HOW MUCH I'D MISSED WRITING THESE EPICALLY LONG COMMENTS, BAWW) AND I HOPE THE NEXT CHAPTER WILL COME MUCH SOONER AND CONTAIN LOTS MORE PIP. FUCK, I CAN'T WAIT.
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PAUL IS THE EPITOME OF GAY.
IT CROSSED MY MIND TOO. I'M THINKING OF JUST HAVING ALL THE CHARACTERS SAY 'FUCK IT' AND ENGAGE IN A GIANT ORGY. WHO NEEDS MODESTY ON AN UNCHARTED ISLAND?
LOOOOOOOL YES. THE PAIRINGS POP UP OUT OF NOWHERE AND I CANNOT CONTROL THEM.
They only had alcohol for the first few chapters, then Jessica took it all away so she could use it for medical purposes. But Mal's return was quite a special occasion, you see.
YES, THEY DO COME IN ALL COLORS OF THE RAINBOW. LIKE SKITTLES.
NEXT CHAPTER IS PAUL'S POV, BUT I HAVE NO IDEA WHEN I'LL BE ABLE TO WRITE/POST IT. SCHOOL, FARRAH. IT KILLS ME.
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HE IS SO GAY HE MAKES ME CRY WITH JOY.
I SUPPORT THIS IDEA OF A GIANT ORGY, BUT REQUEST THAT PAUL BE TIED TO A TREE TO WHINE AND SQUIRM SADLY AS THE OTHERS HAVE A JOYFUL TIME WITHOUT HIM. THEN AFTERWARDS, JOHN CAN ATTEND TO HIM. OR RINGO. OR BRIAN. OR MAL. OR TUCKER. OR FREAKY GHOST!NICOLE. I'M NOT PICKY. NOT TOO PICKY.
Ah, I see. I'd forgotten that little fact. DO YOU KNOW WHY?
SCHOOL IS AWFUL. BUT AKSJDNFASKJDNGFKAJNGKADFJNGDFJNGDKJGNKDJF A PAUL CHAPTER? YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS I CAN'T WAIT. GIMME. LET'S HOPE HE'S SECRETLY MOODY AS FUCK AND IS THINKING BEAUTIFUL MORBID THINGS.
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