and we have teaser trailer... WITH JAZZ HANDS!
Jillian, you need to be careful what you wish for. "More Twilight lulz," you said. "More Twilight snark," you said.
Dude...
...seriously?
I mean, I knew it was gonna suck, but I thought maybe it was going to suck in a fun way. Like Blood and Chocolate. But seriously?
On the other hand, it looks hilarious. I damn near fell out of my chair when everybody ran to protect Bella in their baseball uniforms (BASEBALL UNIFORMS, STILL CAN'T GET OVER IT, AUGH THE LULZ) (BASEBALL CAPS WITH C FOR CULLEN) (AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA).
Also, when did Our Lady of Soundtrack Sorrow come out of retirement? This is a young adult novel, I mean, christ.
...hee, "Say it out loud. SAY IT." "SAY MY NAME, BITCH! WHAT'S MY NAME?!"
This settles it. I cannot pay ten of my hard-earned dollars to see this pile of trash. Kathleen, take note, we're going to have to sneak in.
Dude...
...seriously?
I mean, I knew it was gonna suck, but I thought maybe it was going to suck in a fun way. Like Blood and Chocolate. But seriously?
On the other hand, it looks hilarious. I damn near fell out of my chair when everybody ran to protect Bella in their baseball uniforms (BASEBALL UNIFORMS, STILL CAN'T GET OVER IT, AUGH THE LULZ) (BASEBALL CAPS WITH C FOR CULLEN) (AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA).
Also, when did Our Lady of Soundtrack Sorrow come out of retirement? This is a young adult novel, I mean, christ.
...hee, "Say it out loud. SAY IT." "SAY MY NAME, BITCH! WHAT'S MY NAME?!"
This settles it. I cannot pay ten of my hard-earned dollars to see this pile of trash. Kathleen, take note, we're going to have to sneak in.