mack daddy sirius, among other things

Jul 21, 2007 16:41

I don't think I'm really ready to talk about Deathly Hallows, because I still haven't completely processed it. I will, however, put on some of my initial thoughts, under a cut so those of you who haven't read and care about being spoiled will not kill me.

::OMG FRED NOES.

::The epilogue made me sob like a crazy thing, even though... I mean, "Albus Severus"? Damn, that kid's getting his ass kicked.

::I guess the D/G ship ran aground on some rocks. Le sigh. H/G and R/Hr shippers, rejoice (marriage and children ftw!). D/G kids, come cry in a corner with me.

::"NOT MY DAUGHTER, YOU BITCH!" YESSS!!

::A commenter (karadin) wrote in one of cleolinda's threads: "Anyone else notice how often Harry strips in this book?" I kind of got Equus'ed out over that bit. The bizarre thing about seeing the fifth movie, like, last week, and then reading DH, I'm picturing all the characters and shit, like a little mini-movie inside my head.

::Possibly my favorite, and very tiny, moment: page 651, first two paragraphs. Anyone else seeing a startling resemblance to PS's "HAVE YOU GONE MAD? ARE YOU A WITCH OR NOT?!"

::Was anybody REALLY surprised that Snape was a white hat all along?

The best review I've seen all day: "Okay, in fairness, the book is not ENTIRELY about using magic to get laid."

And now, thieved straight from cleolinda:

Kiran:: Sirus need to get paid baby
Kiran:: He only hits you cause he loves you
Kiran:: look at how pretty you are "wink"
Kiran:: you happy now, huh?

theinversed:: How you think he gets all them fur coats?

Kiran:: Come look at my tattoos.

Brainchild:: But where does Lucius Malfoy and his Pimp Cane o' Evil fit in, Kiran?

Kiran:: Dueling pimps

Brainchild:: Ah, I see

Kiran:: they fight for territory and hos
Kiran:: thats where the real hatred comes from
Kiran:: Voldemort who?
Kiran:: Aw hell no, it was all about Lucius telling them bitches that he wouldnt hit them in the face
Kiran:: and then they all left Sirius
Kiran:: but Sirius dont play like that
Kiran:: you gotta pay extra!
Kiran:: Especially if you want fine, fresh "the boy who lived" ass
Kiran:: For two extra coins he'll throw in the nerdy girl
Kiran:: You know she got the sexy librarian thing going on
Kiran:: and you know Sirius takes them out for a test drive beforehand
Kiran:: You want a werewolf pretty lady
Kiran:: I'll get you a werewolf
Kiran:: Fine ass werewolf
Kiran:: Shut your mouth Remus, did I say you could talk!
Kiran:: Smack
Kiran:: Fucking got your ass educated but cant work nowhere so you gots to come back to daddy
Kiran:: Fucking werewolves

theinversed:: kiran you're a little too good at this

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