You can find ANYTHING on the Internet. ANY. THING.
"Recently, while innocently perusing YouTube and-swear to God-not looking for anything raunchy, I came across this amazing girl who posts tons of videos of herself farting and subsequently cracking herself up. That’s it, just farts ’n’ laughs from a cute young woman in California. But then I took a look at the number of views she was getting and I was blown away. (Get it? Blown away?) But seriously folks, Jacki here rips many a one on the web and then thousands of people (mostly horny guys) watch it and tell her how beautiful she is, how great her farts must smell, how they want to get farted on by her, and just how superduper farts are in general..." [ full story here ]
So I'm not sure what's worse... the fact that this exists, or the fact that I actually went looking for it after I read this article and got over the initial double ewe tea eff moment. So I went to YouTube and did a search for "fart girl".
You should try it. Go ahead. I'll wait here until you get back.
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Back? Yeah... so I stopped looking for the girl in this article after I went through SEVEN PAGES of videos featuring farts and girls, girls farting, gassy girls farting, girls farting on other girls, hot girls farting, etc.. etc. After page seven, I started skipping ahead as far as possible, trying to see if there was any end to the veritable cornucopia of female flatulence to be had on YouTube. I skipped up to page 32, making note of videos about shit jokes, queefs, farting in mouths, Dr. Who's Fart in the Fireplace, battleshits, etc... before I gave up, decided that there was no hope for humanity, and came here to write this.
So yeah.
Your weekly moment of Internet Zen from Youtube: FARTING GIRLS EXTRAVAGANZA!
So I'm not sure what's worse... the fact that this exists, or the fact that I actually went looking for it after I read this article and got over the initial double ewe tea eff moment. So I went to YouTube and did a search for "fart girl".
You should try it. Go ahead. I'll wait here until you get back.
...
Back? Yeah... so I stopped looking for the girl in this article after I went through SEVEN PAGES of videos featuring farts and girls, girls farting, gassy girls farting, girls farting on other girls, hot girls farting, etc.. etc. After page seven, I started skipping ahead as far as possible, trying to see if there was any end to the veritable cornucopia of female flatulence to be had on YouTube. I skipped up to page 32, making note of videos about shit jokes, queefs, farting in mouths, Dr. Who's Fart in the Fireplace, battleshits, etc... before I gave up, decided that there was no hope for humanity, and came here to write this.
So yeah.
Your weekly moment of Internet Zen from Youtube: FARTING GIRLS EXTRAVAGANZA!