Awesome Parenting
A blog post (with picture awesomeness) about how a mother handled her 14 year old son being a snarky little shit about buying some condoms:
"Hey, Mom. I need you to stop at Rite Aid."
He turned in his seat and looked at Julio and they both smirked.
"Why? Are you out of something?"
"No, not really. I need something, though. It starts with a 'c' and ends with 'dum'".
More smirking, with a side of giggling.
"Oh, really? "Dumb" being the operative word here because you won't have anything to use if you keep up with that shit and who the hell do you think you are my God you're only fourteen have you lost your everloving mind-"
They are laughing and having a great time and I just had a coronary.
"Ok, ok! It's an inside joke, Mom!"
It was an inside joke. He let that shit out and now it's an outside, fuck-with-Mom joke. When he saw how much it affected me, he grabbed the reins on that sonofabitch and has been riding it for days, driving me to the brink of madness.
There's nothing quite as frightening as the realization that your kids will probably act the exact same way you did when you were their age.
So, daily, I am asked to make a trip to Rite Aid. When I pale and get all sweaty, they laugh and tease me about how many illegitimate children my son is going to have because I won't buy him condoms. I asked him to stop. I ordered him to stop. Day after day, he continued.
I had no choice. I had to retaliate.
Read the rest here. Seriously. It's comedy gold.
No, not mother of the year parenting... but hilarious and something I wouldn't be above doing, either...
"Hey, Mom. I need you to stop at Rite Aid."
He turned in his seat and looked at Julio and they both smirked.
"Why? Are you out of something?"
"No, not really. I need something, though. It starts with a 'c' and ends with 'dum'".
More smirking, with a side of giggling.
"Oh, really? "Dumb" being the operative word here because you won't have anything to use if you keep up with that shit and who the hell do you think you are my God you're only fourteen have you lost your everloving mind-"
They are laughing and having a great time and I just had a coronary.
"Ok, ok! It's an inside joke, Mom!"
It was an inside joke. He let that shit out and now it's an outside, fuck-with-Mom joke. When he saw how much it affected me, he grabbed the reins on that sonofabitch and has been riding it for days, driving me to the brink of madness.
There's nothing quite as frightening as the realization that your kids will probably act the exact same way you did when you were their age.
So, daily, I am asked to make a trip to Rite Aid. When I pale and get all sweaty, they laugh and tease me about how many illegitimate children my son is going to have because I won't buy him condoms. I asked him to stop. I ordered him to stop. Day after day, he continued.
I had no choice. I had to retaliate.
Read the rest here. Seriously. It's comedy gold.
No, not mother of the year parenting... but hilarious and something I wouldn't be above doing, either...