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Dear Mom,
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with
my new boyfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and you. I've
been finding real passion with John and he is so nice - even with all his
piercings, tattoos, beard, and his motorcycle clothes. But it's not only the
passion mom, I'm pregnant and John said that we will be very happy.
He already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the
whole winter. He wants to have many more children with me and that's now
one of my dreams too.
John taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and we'll be
growing it for us and trading it with his friends for all the cocaine and
ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a
cure for AIDS so John can get better; he sure deserves it!!
Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself.
Some day I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grandchildren.
Your daughter,
Judith
PS : Mom, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbor's house. I
just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my
report card which is in my desk drawer.
I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home.
i took this from tiff
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with
my new boyfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and you. I've
been finding real passion with John and he is so nice - even with all his
piercings, tattoos, beard, and his motorcycle clothes. But it's not only the
passion mom, I'm pregnant and John said that we will be very happy.
He already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the
whole winter. He wants to have many more children with me and that's now
one of my dreams too.
John taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and we'll be
growing it for us and trading it with his friends for all the cocaine and
ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a
cure for AIDS so John can get better; he sure deserves it!!
Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself.
Some day I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grandchildren.
Your daughter,
Judith
PS : Mom, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbor's house. I
just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my
report card which is in my desk drawer.
I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home.
i took this from tiff