i can tell that i'm falling in love with you, the bruises prove it's real.
resolution # 1
thursday, april 15
quit being such a goddamn pussy and try and be as happy as possible, given that the next three days forecast sun and good temperatures and i have to spend them working.
wait wait, that wasn't very happy.
um lemme try this again. take up smoking so i can get more breaks?
no...quit my job and work at mc donalds?
no...run away. very fast.
maybe...fake an injury. or actually injure myself. hmm...
so i'm working. i'll have all spring/summer to enjoy nice days like this, and tomorrow, and saturday. right?
...right?
well, there's one thing that comforts me right now. and that is that cartman is fucking hilarious as a robot. anyone else see it? A.W.E.S.O.M.-O? freaking genius. i love south park...