the story of Canada
canada was fine...the driving was painful 12 hours or there abouts. The place we are staying at smells of non-cleaning and 4 border collies, making it impossible to breath or move with out being accosted by one or the other.
the faire itself is way to spread out for the few vendors and acts that they have...100 acres and they try to use it all, which means people are getting tired of walking
They sell more beer and mead then anything else, and that means good tips. We are not allowed to ask for hat at the end of the show but we are told to say "We are beggars and do ask that if you see us on the street please drop a 5 or 10 into our bowls"
They have dollar and 2 dollar coins there called Lunies, and tunies. So as I saw it all of us were making crap, until you realize that the coins which look like monopoly money, you've just made 60$ canada, about $40US
and you have to learn new endings...after our final show, people wouldn't leave
you say thank you, we are the great unwashed, have a great day at the rest of the faire
and they just sit there.
So we had to learn Canadian...
"The beer is over there, A!"
"The show is fucking over, A!"
"Go away, A!"
yeah there are more things to tell but they are funnier stories if we are all drinking. Let me know when you all want to get together and we shall drink and tell stories.
the faire itself is way to spread out for the few vendors and acts that they have...100 acres and they try to use it all, which means people are getting tired of walking
They sell more beer and mead then anything else, and that means good tips. We are not allowed to ask for hat at the end of the show but we are told to say "We are beggars and do ask that if you see us on the street please drop a 5 or 10 into our bowls"
They have dollar and 2 dollar coins there called Lunies, and tunies. So as I saw it all of us were making crap, until you realize that the coins which look like monopoly money, you've just made 60$ canada, about $40US
and you have to learn new endings...after our final show, people wouldn't leave
you say thank you, we are the great unwashed, have a great day at the rest of the faire
and they just sit there.
So we had to learn Canadian...
"The beer is over there, A!"
"The show is fucking over, A!"
"Go away, A!"
yeah there are more things to tell but they are funnier stories if we are all drinking. Let me know when you all want to get together and we shall drink and tell stories.