Not too much

Aug 09, 2005 18:07

Jeff's birthday was a blast. Blast literally when you put Drew in a room full of balloons. My ears are still ringing. Thanks to everyone that was able to make it. Hope you all had as much fun as we did. I've decided that we all need to get together for one more big bash before everyone leaves for school (or for those of you not "leaving" for school, before school starts). Just kind of a last everyone is here harahh. If anyone has any ideas on what we could do or where we could have it just let me know - I am more than willing to help out in any way. On a side note - will everyone leave me their e-mail addresses when you answer my lovely questions - there are a few of you that I'm missing on my list. Not that I'm able to get on the computer much but ya know - they would be nice to have. So I have to go back to work on Thursday. Yes - my first day back at work is going to be on grocery day. Everyone pray for me. Hopefully it won't be that bad - hopefully. Well I guess that's about it for now. More later - as always.

These questions are a little more just for laughs than they are for you to answer - but feel free to let me know what you think about them.
You know what time it is......
1) Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

2) If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

3) If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

4) Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

5) If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

6) Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?

7) Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

8) If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?

9) Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there? I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's butt."

10) Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"

Have fun with these - I sure as hell did.
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