From an interview with John Hodgman

[collectively]

John Hodgman was on the cover of the Improper Bostonian this month (that's a free local magazine, for those non-Bostonians among you) and there was a little bit of the interview that just had to be transcribed...

Q: "Would you ever kiss Justin Timberlake?"
A: "I would kiss Justin Long, my adorable comrade-in-arms for Mac."

I thought you all might appreciate that. ;)