hahahaha chuck norris

Nov 29, 2005 09:59

Chuck Norris's girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfriend's bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, "Don't fuck with Chuck!" Two years and five months later he realized the ( Read more... )

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overlordofman November 29 2005, 19:06:43 UTC
total geek

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kage238 November 29 2005, 21:24:21 UTC
says the guy in the mask

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mac_10 November 29 2005, 21:59:06 UTC
thanks for the back up kevin

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overlordofman November 29 2005, 22:26:07 UTC
*slap*

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anonymous November 29 2005, 20:46:55 UTC
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
no joke i just busted out laughing in the middle of the computer lab. oh goodness. now everyones starring. alrighty love ya kid.

Q: how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
A: a wood chuck would chuck all the wood he could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

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mac_10 November 29 2005, 21:59:28 UTC
haha, good i'm glad you appreciated it annonymous

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secondratesaint November 30 2005, 03:52:07 UTC
Mmm... Chuck Norris goodness.

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