The car god hates me :(
Staying up waaaay past daylight is a baaaad idea. I overslept and was almost late for work today. (I had to be here at 3) Come on.
I'm pathetic.
I have decided to paint my car blue.
Reasons:
1) Some mthfckr in a blue car backed into my car, f#cked it up completely, and took off. Probably while I was at work. This happened about a week ago.
2) I put a brand-new mirror on my car. Three days later, there's a blue scratch all the way down the side of it.
3) I was in a fender-bender yesterday with a lady in a blue car (circa 1989). I couldn't see around the construction workers and backhoes in the middle of the street. I stopped, looked for cars, saw nothing and pulled out. Well, the bitch was doing about 45mph in a 30-while passing construction. She hit my
car about 12 inches away from where Madison was sitting. She was obviously in the wrong. Guess who got a failure to yield ticket? The fact that I have to pay for her new paint job is the best thing that has ever happened to this bitch. All the paint was already peeling off of it.
My poor car is missing the front two hubcaps (god knows why..)
Blue paint and scratches in the front and back.
Entire side is dented because of my failure to check my blind spot for light poles while backing up.
And to think that I paid nearly ten grand for this car...
I'm pathetic.
I have decided to paint my car blue.
Reasons:
1) Some mthfckr in a blue car backed into my car, f#cked it up completely, and took off. Probably while I was at work. This happened about a week ago.
2) I put a brand-new mirror on my car. Three days later, there's a blue scratch all the way down the side of it.
3) I was in a fender-bender yesterday with a lady in a blue car (circa 1989). I couldn't see around the construction workers and backhoes in the middle of the street. I stopped, looked for cars, saw nothing and pulled out. Well, the bitch was doing about 45mph in a 30-while passing construction. She hit my
car about 12 inches away from where Madison was sitting. She was obviously in the wrong. Guess who got a failure to yield ticket? The fact that I have to pay for her new paint job is the best thing that has ever happened to this bitch. All the paint was already peeling off of it.
My poor car is missing the front two hubcaps (god knows why..)
Blue paint and scratches in the front and back.
Entire side is dented because of my failure to check my blind spot for light poles while backing up.
And to think that I paid nearly ten grand for this car...