A forwarded mail I found so HILARIOUS....(cz was reading abt SCORPIOs, my love-hate r/s with 'em)
-----Original Message-----
From: R [mailto:r?????@hotmail.com]
Sent: Wednesday, 22 August, 2007 5:44 PM
To: undisclosed-recipients:
Subject: FW: Is this true!!!!!
for the love of star signs... n for the love of good luck hehehe ;p
sorry guys...
>From: "M"
>To: R r?????@hotmail.com
>Subject: FW: Is this true!!!!!
>Date: Wed, 22 Aug 2007 16:53:18 +1000
>________________________________
> VIRGO - The Perfectionist
> Dominant in relationships. Conservative. Always wants the last
>word. Argumentative. Worries. Very smart. Dislikes noise and chaos.
>Eager. Hardworking. Loyal. Beautiful. Easy to talk to. Hard to please.
>Harsh Practical and very fussy. Often shy. Pessimistic.
> 7 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
>
>
> SCORPIO - The Intense One
> Very energetic. Intelligent. Can be jealous and/or possessive.
>Hardworking Great kisser. Can become obsessive or secretive. Holds
>grudges. Attractive. Determined. Loves being in long relationships.
>Talkative. Romantic. Can be self-centered at times. Passionate and
>Emotional.
> 4 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
>
>
> LIBRA - The Harmonizer
> Nice to everyone they meet. Can't make up their mind. Have own
>unique appeal. Creative, energetic, and very social. Hates to be alone.
>Peaceful, generous. Very loving and beautiful. Flirtatious. Give in too
>easily. Procrastinators. Very gullible.
> 9 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
>
>
> ARIES - TheDaredevil
> Energetic. Adventurous and spontaneous. Confident and
>enthusiastic. Fun. Loves a challenge. EXTREMELY impatient. Sometimes
>selfish. Short fuse. (easily angered.) Lively, passionate, and sharp
>wit. Outgoing. Lose interest quickly - easily bored. Egotistical.
>Courageous and assertive. Tends to be physical and athletic.
> 16 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
>
>
> AQUARIUS - The Sweetheart
> Optimistic and honest. Sweet personality. Very independent.
>Inventive and intelligent. Friendly and loyal. Can seem unemotional. Can
>be a bit rebellious. Very stubborn, but original and unique. Attractive
>on the inside and out. Eccentric personality.
> 11 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
>
>
> GEMINI - The Chatterbox
> Smart and witty. Outgoing, very chatty. Lively, energetic.
>Adaptable but needs to express themselves. Argumentative and outspoken.
>Likes change. Versatile. Busy, sometimes nervous and tense. Gossips. May
>seem superficial or inconsistent, But is only changeable. Beautiful
>physically and mentally.
> 5 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
>
>
> LEO - The Boss
> Very organized. Need order in their lives - like being in
>control. Like boundaries. Tend to take over everything. Bossy. Like to
>help others. Social and outgoing. Extroverted. Generous, warm-hearted.
>Sensitive. Creative energy. Full of themselves. Loving. D oing the right
>thing is important to Leos. Attractive.
> 13 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
>
>
> CANCER - The Protector
> Moody, emotional. May be shy. Very loving and caring.
>Pretty/handsome. Excellent partners for life. Protective. Inventive and
>imaginative. Cautious. Touchy-feely kind of person. Needs love from
>others. Easily hurt, but sympathetic.
> 16 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
>
>
> PISCES - The Dreamer
> Generous, kind, and thoughtful. Very creative and imaginative.
>May become secretive and vague. Sensitive. Don't like details. Dreamy
>and unrealistic. Sympathetic and loving. Kind. Unselfish. Good kisser.
>Beautiful.
> 8 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
>
>
> CAPRICORN - The Go-Getter
> Patient and wise. Practical and rigid. Ambitious. Tends to be
>good-looking. Humorous and funny. Can be a bit shy and reserved. Often
>pessimists. Capricorns tend to act before they think and can be
>unfriendl y at times. Hold grudges. Like competition. Get what they
>want.
> 20 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
>
>
> TAURUS - The Enduring One
> Charming but aggressive. Can come off as boring, but they are
>not. Hard workers. Warm-hearted. Strong, has endurance. Solid beings who
>are stable and secure in their ways. Not looking for shortcuts. Take
>pride in their beauty. Patient and reliable. Make great friends and give
>good advice Loving and kind. Loves hard - passionate. Express themselves
>emotionally. Prone to ferocious temper-tantrums. Determined. Indulge
>themselves often. Very generous.
> 12 years of bad luck if you do not forward .
>
>
> SAGITTARIUS - The Happy-Go-Lucky One
> Good-natured optimist. Doesn't want to grow up (Peter Pan
>Syndrome). Indulges self. Boastful. Likes luxuries and gambling. Social
>and outgoing. Doesn't like responsibilities. Often fantasizes.
>Impatient. Fun to be around. Having lots of friends. Flirtatious.
>Doesn't like rules. Sometimes hypocritical. Dislikes being confined -
>tight spaces or even tight clothes. Doesn't like being doubted.
>Beautiful inside and out.
> 14 years of bad luck if you do not forward .
>
>
> ~Send away!!~ ready ........ set............ GO!
> 1-3 people= 1 minute of luck
> 4-7 people= 1 hour of luck
> 8-12 people = 1day of luck
> 13-17 people = 1 week of luck
> 18-22 people = 1month of luck
> 23-27 people = 3 months of luck
> 28-32 people = 7months of luck
> 33-37 people = 1year of luck
> 38 and more = a very lucky life!
>
>
>
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