You're a Meme One, Mr. Grinch...

[mabataki]

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In November quettalinde and I robbed a bank (-50 points). In August I helped saku_teiki across the street (6 points). Last Friday I punched ghostlysoda in the arm (-10 points). In October I helped crazy_onna hide a body (-173 points). Last Wednesday I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points).

Overall, I've been nice (99 points). For Christmas I deserve a pony!

Sincerely,
mabataki