This would've been totally different with iTunes... but whatever.

[maarybear]

Open iTunes/iPod or Windows Media Player to answer the following. Go to your library. Answer, no matter how embarrassing it is.

How many songs: 3112

Sort by song title:
First Song: "...But Home is Nowhere" - AFI
Last Song: "Zoot Suit Riot" - Cherry Poppin' Daddies

Sort by time:
Shortest Song: "Go BOOM" - Foamy the Squirrel
Longest Song: "1812 - festival overture" - Tchaikovsky

Sort by album:
First Song: "The Jew Song" - South Park
Last Song: "Hang"- Matchbox 20

Sort by genre:
First Song: "Runaway Train" - Oleander
Last Song: "Island in the Sun" - Weezer

Top Five Most Played Songs:
"Do You Remember" - Jack Johnson
"Drunken Lullabies" - Flogging Molly
"Cold Hard Bitch"- Jet
"This Fire" - Franz Ferdinand
"Can't Keep It In" - Cat Stevens

Top Five Most Recently Played Songs:
"Nothing With You" - Descendents
"Do You Remember" - Jack Johnson
"Superman" - Goldfinger
"Get In or Get Out" - Hot Hot Heat
"Slither" - Velvet Revolver

Five Top Rated Songs That You've Played The Most:
Yeah... I don't rate 'em...

First song that comes up on Shuffle: "Meet Virginia" Train

"sex", how many songs come up? : 4
"death", how many songs come up? : 10
"love", how many songs come up? : 119
"you", how many songs come up? : 460