Oct 19, 2006 22:37
One early morning a few weeks ago, I was woken up by a call on my mobile phone. Half-asleep I picked it up and it barely registered that the caller was talking about being horny and whatever, so I let him ramble into my pillow while I kept dozing. When I started to wake up enough to get it, I put the phone down and when he kept ringing, I turned off the phone.
I didn't think much of it but he has since called me about three times. Usually he calls when I don't even hear my phone: late at night when I am sleeping upstairs at Richard's, and my phone is downstairs in my bag. But today, I was unlucky enough to pick up; a 'private number' for all I know could be someone important.
So, I have decided that the next strike is an out. The next time he calls, and I am almost sure he will, I am going to have some fun with him. And I need you, my gentle readers, to help me determine how to best scare and/or scar him.
Poll Ring ring!
Poll Anything else?
grr!,
sexuality,
funny,
gross