TheWayToHappiness [UN-AUDITED]
"Writing for a penny a word is ridiculous.
If a man really wants to make a million dollars,
the best way would be to start his own religion"
- L. Ron Hubbard, 1940’a
[VERSE ONE]
L. Ron Hubbard keep your Dianetics,
I can audit my own mind.
The American Journal of Psychiatry,
Was right to stomp your ‘scientific find’.
[BRIDGE]
I brought my thetan to Earth so I could shower you in cash,
let the Narconon take dibs my stash.
Operation freakout; Paulette, run for your life!
Lisa McPherson; a comatose homicide.
“Scientologists use Auditing Sessions to get to higher levels in the cult.
Auditing sessions produce a drug like feeling from the equipment, like the E-Meter, that is used.
Auditing sessions cost as much as little as $474.32 an hour to as high as $542.00 an hour
depending on how many hours you have purchased.”
[CHORUS]
Psychiatry: an industry of death?
Scientology: an industry of theft.
The Citizens Commission on Human Rights,
Can’t control their own psychotic state of mind.
[VERSE TWO]
Tom Cruise, you can keep your pamphlets,
I’ll find my own happiness in time.
“The Way to Happiness” won’t solve your problems,
If your credit card gets declined.
[BRIDGE]
I brought my thetan to Earth so I could shower you in cash,
let the Narconon take dibs my stash.
Operation freakout; Paulette, run for your life!
Lisa McPherson; a comatose homicide.
“Tom Cruise is an OT level 7.
This level gives you the ability to fly and move stuff with your mind.
The highest level in Scientology, OT level 8, informs you that L. Ron Hubbard is the antichrist.
The most interesting part of OT8 is that it gives you the ability to kill people with your mind.”
[CHORUS]
Psychiatry: an industry of death?
Scientology: an industry of theft.
The Citizens Commission on Human Rights,
Can’t control their own psychotic state of mind.
[Guitar Solo]
[BRIDGE]
I brought my thetan to Earth so I could shower you in cash,
let the Narconon take dibs my stash.
Operation freakout; Paulette, run for your life!
Lisa McPherson; a comatose homicide.
“According to Scientology,
you must give them all of your money,
get rid of all your friends and family who are not also in Scientology
and you must work to recruit other humans to become Scientology members.”
[CHORUS]
Psychiatry: an industry of death?
Scientology: an industry of theft.
The Citizens Commission on Human Rights,
Can’t control their own psychotic state of mind.
“After making these comments about wanting to start a religion to make money,
The drug using, hyptonist and possible pedophile, L Ron Hubbard went on to create the 'Church' of Scientology.”