[Summary] Can! Jani Episode 12 - The Search for the Biggest Tree in Tokyo

Jan 14, 2009 04:21

In this episode YokoMaru go on a journey through the Tokyo area to find the biggest tree in Tokyo. Armed with their trusty old tree master guide, Yoko provides us with witty smart ass comments and Maru acts as cute and deligent as ever.

Standard disclaimer; SOME miiiiiiiiissssssssssstranslations


Yoko: HAPPY NEW YEAR!!
Hina: Please continue to support Can! Jani in 2009!
Everyone: Yoroshiku Onegaishimaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasu.
Yoko: I don't think Command Can is actually coming this year~
Hina: Yeah, I don't get this change either!
Yoko: Right, I don't think he's really necessary either~
Hina: That's true!
Can: HEY!
Yoko: ... of course.
Can: So you said I wan't coming... Don't say such rude things like that. Good things, good things... Hey! What did you do for the new years!
Ryo: ... hun?
Yoko: You wanna hear?
Can: So, Subaru, you go at it.
Subaru: I'm going to take it easy at my parent's home...
Can: Alright, Yokoyama.
Yoko: Me...?
Can: Yeah, what did you do?
Yoko: I went abroad.
Maru: For new years?
Can: Where to?
Yoko: Well... I went to A-America.
Can: There's a lot of Americas, so which one did you go to?
Yoko: Um, you wanna hear?
Can: There isn't much left to it...
Yoko: There's more to it... well... I just kinda lost my way there. I'm really sorry!
Can: I see. Alright " What type of tree is it... " ... Right, Nishikido!
Ryo: ... Hun? What? ... A spiritual tree?
Can: Right, A spiritual tree! This time your command is.... To find the biggest tree in Tokyo!
Hina: So it just ended, right? <-- in ref to the new years talk, lol.
Ryo: Can you think about when you decide to blow over the mood?!

I honestly thing they were confused on the subject since Can! Jani is filmed months in advance.

LET'S GO FIND SOME TREES

So for your " The more you know " on Trees: EVEN IF TOKYO DOESN'T HAVE THE BIGGEST TREE IN THE COUNTRY, ITS NUMBER ONE FOR HAVING A LOT OF BIG TREES.

Yumoto: Hey~ I'm Yumoto! <-- lol like a owari geinin

This guy knows a lot about trees.

YokoMaru: OH!!
Maru: A BIG TREE!! Amazing.
Yoko: This is amazing.
Maru: Wow, the root is amazing.
Yumoto: This here is the Daioji Kusunoki.
Maru: A Kusunoki, hun?
Yumoto: Let's feel this tree.
Yoko: Is it okay to touch it?
Maru: Is it okay?
Yumoto: It is okay.
Maru: Ah, amazing. Ah~ It has a nice fragrance! Its really healing.
Yoko: So what kind of feeling is it?
Yumoto: Today... It said that young people have came and... It's a really gentle tree.
Maru: Is that so?
Yoko: You know, you're going to be Mutsugorou-san now!

So now they had their moment with the tree, Mutsugorou gives them more hints in getting in touch with big trees.

Yumoto: In this case, while looking at this large tree... Now you step back and look at how large it is! Now you can really see how beautiful it is.

So they go back to really look at the tree, but Yoko...

Yumoto: Now look at all of it.
Yoko: Excuse me,
Yumoto: Yeah?
Yoko: I need to touch it. It's calling for me to touch it.
Yumoto: Hurry up its not use if you didn't touch it!

So Yoko runs off XD

Yoko: I'm touching it.
Yumoto: Now talk to the tree.
Yoko: You want me to talk to the tree?!

Subaru: What is this? XD

... So... Yoko talks to the tree XD

Yoko: Nice to meet you, I'm Yokoyama. How are you?



So after having a failed conversation with the tree they then run off to measure it. In order for it to be a large tree it needs to be 1.3 meters tall.

Yoko: So how are you going to rank this?1
Maru: Um, you this... isn't really measurable.
Yumoto: Don't say it isn't measureable cause we haven't measured anything yet.
Yoko: When it comes to measureing, the old man seems to switch from calm and collected to nervous.
Yumoto: HEY! HELP US OUT!
Yoko: Ah! I'll help. I'm sorry!!

Where does this tree rank?

Yoko: Ah! Amazing!
Maru: WHAT IS IT?!

lol Maru goes running and Ohkura laughs XD

Yoko: Can I say it?
Maru: Yes!
Yoko: 4 meters 35 centimeters
Maru: Eh?! Amazing!
Yoko: Yeah, this is really amazing!
Yumoto: If its more than 3 meters its a large tree. A large tree.
Yoko: Right!
Yumoto: Now if it was more than 5 meters it would be gigantic tree.
Maru: So what you're saying is that this is a large tree.
Yumoto: A large tree!

OFF TO THE NEXT TREE!

Yumoto: Yes, now this is beautiful.
Maru: Whoa! This is amazing!

So they're amazed at this big ass tree in the middle of the concrete jungle that is Tokyo. Also 17 people comitted sepukku under this tree.

Yoko: Yumoto, you're coming in right? So you're pretty happy, right?
Yumoto: I'm so happy.
Yoko: Whoa! As I thought, Mushigorou-san ! As I thought he'd jump for this!
Yumoto: I can't express the feeling from this.
Yoko: I'm sure the soothing feeling from this tree is pumping out of it, right?
Yumoto: This tree here is more than 300 years old.

So Mushigorou-san decides to climb the tree to start measuring.

Yoko: You must be happy to climb this tree.
Yumoto: I am~

This tree is 5 meters and 95 cm wide so its a gigantic tree.

NEXT TREE.

Maru: Amazing incline!
Yoko: This hill is awesome <-- I think he's playing on yabai... only thing I can come up with Yaru bai cause Subaru had no clue either lol
Maru: Amazing incline! So those who regulary walk this path must go bye bye
Yoko: Bye bye bye bye?
Maru: Chinchiroriin~
Yoko: Bye bye bye bye?
Maru: Chinchiroriiin~!

Hina: Can you speak normally?!

Maru: The air here is clear.
Yoko: It is!
Maru: Isn't it Yuu-chin?
Yoko: Yeah, amazing! This... Even an idiot like me can get this!
Maru: Ahahahaha. You can feel it.
Yumoto: I really got the impression you were an idiot.
Maru: You really said it, didn't you, teacher~
Yoko: When I call myself that its okay, but when it come from someone else it really sticks XD

Hina: Yumoto-san is really amusing!
Yasu: That old man really is amsuing!

So they walk to their tree but Maru discovers something...

Maru: This really seems like my home, hun?
Yoko: What do you mean?
Yumoto: A relative? Are they a relative?
Yoko: Maruyama Manor?
Maru: Maruyama Manor!
Yoko: It's Maruyama Manor.

... XD The owner comes out

Maru: Are you Maruyama-san?
Maru x2: Yes I am.
Maru: Oh! I'm Maruyama too.
Maru x2: Oh really?
Maru: I finally met one!

Hina: You aren't searching for that!
Subaru: HAHAHAHA! YOU TOTALLY CHANGED THE SEARCH!



Yoko: Hey, we came here to find big trees not to be looking for Maruyama's!
Maru: We didn't?

Subaru: Don't turn this into your own personal gain, you!

Yumoto: I see it over there!
Yoko: Where?
Maru: Yuu-chin!
Yoko: Ah! It's over there! Amazing!
Maru: On top of that it's colorful!

This tree is about a good thousand yearas old.

Yumoto: I think that this one is going to be a bit tough.
Yoko: You mean trying to get around it up there. Maybe we should talk to the people up there.

So they go up the cliff to talk to the locals anddd~

Yoko: Excuse me, hello!
Maru: Hello!
Old Ladies: Welcome!
Yoko: You two beautiful voices seem to have attracted me here.
Old Lady: *blusyhes*
Yoko: It's not like that at all~
Old Lady: Like this?
Yoko: Being cute again? You're much more than that!
Yumoto: All the more beautiful!
Yoko: Hey~ For some reason Yumoto-san's voice has a change of pitch to it~

Mutsugorou-san is totally flustered.

Yoko: Do you happen to have a large tree?
Old Ladies: Yes.
Yoko: Well, we want to measure it and we were wondering if you'd like to help us out?
Old Ladies: You mean you want us to walk with you boys? 8D?
Yoko: With us?
Old Ladies: We can show you
Yoko: Don't worry, if anything happens we'll be sure to protect you old women.
Old Women: *giggles*

After Yoko shows off his pimp skills to women that could be his grandmother (or great) we're off to measure the tree!

It's pretty impossible to do but the old ladies give them a hint with the rope and its a success! So they measure it and the tree is....

9 METERS 96 CM!!

Off to the next tree!

Its a three trunk tree and Im being lazy and not really translating the rest of thissss but it isnt as big as the other tree :O and Maru tells Yoko to stop playing around iwth sacred trees.

BUT NOW OFF TO THE LAST TREE. WITH CLIFFS AND BEARS.

Maru: Look at this! HUN?!
Yoko: Just looking at this makes it difficult!

Hina: Now we're going on a mountain

Yoko: Man, there's probably bears here so we shouldn't talk much. But there's bears here!
Maru: Yep, there's bears here.
Yoko: Of course!
Yumoto: Absolutely.
Maru: What's the possibility of there being snakes here?
Yoko: I think there's a 120% chance of snakes being here.
Maru: This is pretty heavy, hun. <-- Hebi = Snake, Hebii = Heavy
Yoko: lmao

They keep climbing and they find iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt. yay.

YokoMaru: UWAH!
Yoko: Amazing!
Maru: It's a beauty!

Subaru: A beauty?

Yumoto: The real thing, right?
Maru: The real thing.
Yoko: It's mysterious~

So then they talk to Mr. Tree

Yoko: What is the tree saying now?
Yumoto: It said " So you've finally came "
Maru; What is it saying?
Yoko: It said " Welcome back ".
Maru: .. Hun?
Yoko: I think it's mistaken me for someone else.

SO THEY MEASURE ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT and its...

6 METERS 19 CM.

So its not as big as the other.....

Yoko: The mitake tree is no 1 and this tree is no. 3, though we can't really say that. Each tree is no. 1 in their own right.
Yumoto: Nice words.
Yoko: How can there be a no. 1?
Yumoto: One after the other is no. 1, hun.
Yoko: Don't try to steal my comment so easily, okay.

So their search is over!

Can: So how was Doctor Yumoto?
Yoko: I thought that Yumoto-san was a thin line between a genius and an idiot!
Can: Anything you had to watch out for/
Yoko: Was there anything?
Can: You know, like the tree fairies.
Maru: Eh?!

So for the final talk, they talked about Yasu and his thing in Okinawa... and then...

Ohkura: Tree's are nice~
Yoko: This was fun!
Maru: Yes, it really was.
Ohkura: But this location wasn't fun at all... I just learned a lot from it.
Hina: LMAO
Yoko: Ever so positive.
Hina: Hasn't changed at all.
Can: Let's do our best for this year! Can you do it!
Eito: Yes, we can!

Next eek: Ohyass

summary : can! jani - we'll do anything

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