So. Yeah. About the molting thing back there? Guess I'm obligated to say sorry and stuff to whoever saw that mess, especially to the guy who had a clean it up. Look, if you see any more feathers around just hand me a broom or somethin', I'll pick em up myself.
Shit.
Think I'll stay like this fer a while.
So what the heck is this 'halloween' deal
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I'm surprised YOU haven't heard of him. He's only Corneria's recent young pilot. Took down half the rogues in Sargasso with a blaster in one hand and a red rose in the other. Classy little fruitcake he is!
Wolf and I had our eyes on him since then.
I also have a couple of your wing feathers. They really are nice for writing with the right bottle of ink.
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Shit. Maybe what Lash said IS true....
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Miss Naval found the feathers. She IS the groundskeeper, you know, even if also the girlfriend of the oldest fashion disaster in existence.
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There's a little somethin' called pens, ya freak. Pens. Ya know how weird it is knowin' yer using a part of me?
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Maybe he already did enter adolescence, though. Wolf's just delaying the inevitable.
Sorry, but the texture of these feathers were too nice to resist. What kind of shampoo do you wash them with?
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Five members in Starwolf? Figured your mutt of a leader would know better than to recruit another groupie into a mercenary team. It's inefficient as hell.
With a new shampoo product called Up Yours. Try it out, you might like it.
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It's just been me and Wolf since the war. And alas, I'm still trying to re-hone my forgotten piloting skills.
Touchy-touchy!
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Star Wolf will regroup when we have a reason to fly in formation again.
Until then, I'm just a schoolteacher.
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You want my measurements and pre-piloting backstory while I'm at it?
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Let's start with you slaughtering my friends, one by one, while I was always one step behind, always too late to do jack shit except stare at the bodies and wonder why a worthless piece of crap like me is still standing when I should have been taking their place. What a great big fucking joke you pulled there, Powalski. What's better is that you expect me the to think none of it ever happened. I'm sick of pretending it didn't.
But that's just part of your 'amnesia', right? God, the bullshit keeps piling up, doesn't it? I take one look at you and I'm reminded of this pathetic spiral you and I've fallen into and it's like there's never any fucking end to it.
Just...just fuck you, and fuck this school. I'm not going to put up with it any longer.
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I wished you weren't always so late for the party. Are you still like that with the Fox team?
I. Had. A relatively easy life in the underground circuit until your chicken-fried ass had to interfere with my life since I first arrived at Corneria City. On top of what mentioned, You shot me down on a regular basis, foiled my missions, gave me a bad reputation with my clients and the lowest bounty of all of Lylat's top criminals ( ... )
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No, I think I'm done here. Piss off.
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And I'm not going to "Piss off" until I march right up to you and you tell me so.
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