PS - Yabunoo OTP meme #3
Disagreements:
Who is more likely to raise their voice? Inoo
Who threatens to leave but never actually does? Yabu
Who actually keeps their word and leaves? None
Who trashes the house? Yabu
Do either of them get physical? Nope, Yabu wouldn't have the heart
How often do they argue/disagree? Quite often, but only minor arguments
Who is the first to apologise? Yabu
Sex:
Who is on top? Yabu
Who is on the bottom? Inoo
Who has the strangest desires? Yabu
Any kinks? Tied hands, blindfolds… concert customs(?)
Who’s dominant in bed? Yabu
Is head ever in the equation? Yeap
If so, who is better at performing it? Both of them
Ever had sex in public? The desire is there
Who moans the most? Inoo
Who leaves the most marks? Yabu
Who screams the loudest? Inoo
Who is the more experienced of the two? Yabu, he’s been a playboy before he makes up his mind :v
Do they ‘fuck’ or ‘make love’? Fuck, sometimes, make love, most of the time
Rough or soft? Both - rough is sexy that's why
How long do they usually last? Depends
Is protection used? Inoo doesn’t like protection. He loves raw :v
Does it ever get boring? Nope
Where is the strangest place they’d have sex? Inside an elevator HA HA
Family:
Do your muses plan on having children/or have children? As a pair of average young Japanese, no, but sometimes they think about it
If so, how many children do your muses want/have? Maybe 2
Who is the favorite parent? Yabu, of course
Who is the authoritative parent? Inoo
Who is more likely to allow the children to have a day off school? Yabu
Who lets the children indulge in sweets and junk food when the other isn’t around? Yabu
Who turns up to extra curricular activities to support their children? Inoo
Who goes to parent teacher interviews? Both Yabu and Inoo
Who changes the diapers? Inoo
Who gets up in the middle of the night to feed the baby? Inoo
Who spends the most time with the children? Both
Who packs their lunch boxes? Inoo
Who gives their children ‘the talk’? Both-because hell, Yabu is Yabu :v
Who cleans up after the kids? Inoo
Who worries the most? Both
Who are the children more likely to learn their first swear word from? Inoo
Affection:
Who likes to cuddle? Inoo
Who is the little spoon? Inoo obviously
Who gets naughty in the most inappropriate of places? Inoo, his sex drive is high
Who struggles to keep their hands to themself? Inoo
How long can they cuddle until one becomes uncomfortable? I don’t know, after two consecutive movies maybe?
Who gives the most kisses? Yabu
What is their favourite non-sexual activity? Cuddles
Where is their favourite place to cuddle? Bed? Couch? Wherever they can
Who is more likely to playfully grope the other? Inoo, once again his sex drive is high
How often do they get time to themselves? It used to be everyday, but now with Inoo’s massive idoling work and Yabu trying to get his degree, they try their best to make time for each others at least once a week
Sleeping:
Who snores? Both
If both do, who snores the loudest? Yabu
Do they share a bed or sleep separately? Share, of course
If they sleep together, do they cozy up together or lay far apart? Sometimes cozy up, some other times lay separated isn’t a big deal
Who talks in their sleep? Yabu
What do they wear to bed? Pajama, or naked
Are either of your muses insomniacs? Inoo is
Can sleeping pills be found by the bedside? No, Yabu wouldn’t allow that
Do they wrap their limbs around each other or just lay side by side? Both
Who wakes up with bed hair? Both, but Yabu’s is messier
Who wakes up first? Inoo
Who prepares breakfast in bed for the other? None(?)
What is their favourite sleeping position? I don’t know how you call it, but it’s Inoo’s head tucks under Yabu’s chin and Yabu’s arms all around Inoo’s body protectively
Who hogs the sheets? Sometimes Inoo, when it gets too cold
Do they set an alarm each night? Inoo does, especially on Thursdays
Can a television be found in their bedroom? Yeap
Who has nightmares? Inoo
Who has ridiculous dreams? Inoo
Who sprawls out and takes up most of the bed? Yabu, he’s taller-or in a away, longer than Inoo
Who makes the bed? Yabu
What time is bed time? Around 12 or 1 a.m.
Any routines/rituals before bed? Kiss, lots of kisses
Who’s the grumpiest when they wake up? Inoo
Work:
Who is the busiest? Lately, it’s Inoo
Who rakes in the highest income? Lately, it’s Inoo as well
Are any of your muses unemployed? Nope
Who takes the most sick days? It used to be Inoo
Who is more likely to turn up late to work? Inoo
Who sucks up to their boss? Both
What are their jobs? Fulltime Idol, and a half university student half Idol
Who stresses the most? Yabu, he’s the oldest in their group and has too many obligations
Do your muses enjoy or despise their careers/occupations? They love their job, apparently :v
Are your muses financially stable? Yes, obviously
Home:
Who does the washing? Both
Who takes out the trash? Both
Who does the ironing? Both
Who does the cooking? Neither
Who is more likely to burn the house down just trying? Yabu
Who is messier? Yabu, he’s forgetful
Who leaves the toilet roll empty? Yabu
Who leaves their dirty clothes on the floor? Yabu
Who forgets to flush the toilet? None
Who is the prankster around the house? Inoo
Who loses the car keys when it comes time to go somewhere? Yabu, God, he’s forgetful
Who mows the lawn? Yabu
Who answers the telephone? Inoo
Who does the vacuuming? Inoo
Who does the groceries? Both, they think it’s romantic
Who takes the longest to shower? Yabu
Who spends the most time in the bathroom? Inoo, he has to keep himself pretty
Miscellaneous:
Is money a problem? Never in forever
How many cars do they own? 2
Do they own their home or do they rent? Own, obviously
Do they live near the coast or deep in the countryside? They most likely live near the coast
Do they live in the city or in the country? A big, crowded, cold city where everyone’s like robot
Do they enjoy their surroundings? Most likely
What’s their song? Setsunasa Hikikaeni(?)
What do they do when they’re away from each other? Doing some phone-sex
Where did they first meet? At the Johnny’s audition when they’re like 11 years old
How did they first meet? Yabu’s mother asks him to follow ‘the kid with the hat’
Who spends the most money when out shopping? Inoo
Who’s more likely to flash their assets? Errr… Yabu
Who finds it amusing when the other trips over? Yabu
Any mental issues? Inoo sometimes has anxiety
Who’s terrified of bugs? Yabu
Who kills the spiders around the house? Yabu
Their favourite place? Bedroom HA HA maybe Mount Fuji
Who pays the bills? Both
Do they have any fears for their future? That they might not be able to marry each other
Who’s more likely to surprise the other with a fancy dinner? YABU
Who uses up all of the hot water? Inoo
Who’s the tallest? YABU
Who’s more likely to just randomly hop into the shower with the other? YABU, he’s perverted
Who wanders around in their underwear? Yabu, he's perverted and exhibisionist
Who sings the loudest when singing along to the radio? Yabu
What do they tease each other about? Yabu being tall but skinny like noodles, Inoo being skinny but head a little bigger like a Kokeshi doll
Who is more likely to cringe at the other’s fashion sense at times? Inoo, sometimes Yabu’s fashion is horrible
Do they have mutual friends? Lots
Who crushed first? Inoo
Any alcohol or substance related problems? Secretly, yes, Yabu used to be a little addicted to alcohol, a reason why Inoo comes to hate it
Who is more likely to stumble home, drunk, at 3am? Yabu, and smell a little like woman's parfume
Who swears the most? Both