Biggest problem
Tittle: Biggest problem
Pairing: Hyunseob (friendship), mention of Dooseob and Junseung.
A/N: Today is my friend's birthday and so she requested a funny BEAST crack from me. I'm totally uncomfortable with the fact that I can only write dialogs in this one. But still, a present for you our love B2UTY Rong. I hope you guys also enjoy a little crack of the night!
The sunshine YangYo also has his biggest problem.
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“Did Doojoonie just called?”
“Uhm~ He’s with Junhyung at the recording studio. Seungie… are you really okay?”
“Feels weird… that’s all… “
“I-I’ll help you feel better! Take it off and lemme see!”
“Are you sure…? What if you’ll freak out?”
“I won’t!”
“Uhm… ‘K…”
“… This is where it’s aching? How does this feel…?”
“Wait Seob! Don’t tough it yet!”
“Are you sure? This might be uncomfortable at first but you know it’ll feel good.”
“Ah~! W-Wait… slow down… please…” he pants.
“Since Doojoonie puts the other tube away, let’s just use some lotion. Spread yourself a little more please~”
“Wait… That feels w- Ah! Don’t go too- uh-… fast yet!”
“It feels good?”
“Y-yeah… but kinda uncomfortable… ah-”
“… But I’m only using one finger… can you take two?”
“Don’t ask…! Just get over with it please…~”
“Roger my beautiful deer~”
“Junhyung… ah … will freak out if he knows… “
“So will other members. Doojoonie will be so mad… But we won’t tell anyone so don’t worry okay?”
“... ‘kay-”
“I’m using another finger… can I go faster?”
“… really… ah~ stop asking!”
“How’s this then? This fast? Or this?”
“Ah! I’m al- ah… almost… at my limit. S-Seobie…W-I-I’m… Ah! AH~!”
“’Whew…we’re done… Are you okay honey? Do you wanna do it again tomorrow?”
“Okay… As long as it’s a secret!”
“You got my words! But seriously, you should snap out of your 4D world sometimes and watch where you were going! I mean how could you knock yourself out hitting the wall?! Athough I massaged it, the bruise is too big and without Doojoon’s pain-relief gel, it won’t go away anytime soon…”
“It’s fine… Even you say something like that… Leader is so gonna yell at me for being careless. Then Junnie will nag and freak out, just like the other times I hurt myself… So we absolutely can’t tell them ‘til it’s healed!”
“You’re just precious too us, that’s all… and you’re just too zoned out most of the time so of course we’re worried. Please promise me you will learn to not do that again won’t you?”
“Okay… I love you guys.”
“We love you too~! Let’s stop talking and sleep~ Our Seungie needs some rest after all that!”
“Uhm! Goodnight Yang Yoseob-goon…”
“… good night, Jang Hyunseung-goon…”
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“Yah. Still on the phone with your boyfriends? Hang up alrea- What’s wrong with your faces? You constipated or sumthin’? Hey where’re you goin’?! Didn’t you just go to the restroom 10 minutes ago?! Yah Yong Junhyung, Yoon Doojoon! Say Somethin’!!! Get back in here!!!”
Despite the manager's calls, they ran like there's no tomorow while curse inward.
Yang Yoseob’s biggest problem is that he always forgets to hang up after a phone call.
Pairing: Hyunseob (friendship), mention of Dooseob and Junseung.
A/N: Today is my friend's birthday and so she requested a funny BEAST crack from me. I'm totally uncomfortable with the fact that I can only write dialogs in this one. But still, a present for you our love B2UTY Rong. I hope you guys also enjoy a little crack of the night!
The sunshine YangYo also has his biggest problem.
---
“Did Doojoonie just called?”
“Uhm~ He’s with Junhyung at the recording studio. Seungie… are you really okay?”
“Feels weird… that’s all… “
“I-I’ll help you feel better! Take it off and lemme see!”
“Are you sure…? What if you’ll freak out?”
“I won’t!”
“Uhm… ‘K…”
“… This is where it’s aching? How does this feel…?”
“Wait Seob! Don’t tough it yet!”
“Are you sure? This might be uncomfortable at first but you know it’ll feel good.”
“Ah~! W-Wait… slow down… please…” he pants.
“Since Doojoonie puts the other tube away, let’s just use some lotion. Spread yourself a little more please~”
“Wait… That feels w- Ah! Don’t go too- uh-… fast yet!”
“It feels good?”
“Y-yeah… but kinda uncomfortable… ah-”
“… But I’m only using one finger… can you take two?”
“Don’t ask…! Just get over with it please…~”
“Roger my beautiful deer~”
“Junhyung… ah … will freak out if he knows… “
“So will other members. Doojoonie will be so mad… But we won’t tell anyone so don’t worry okay?”
“... ‘kay-”
“I’m using another finger… can I go faster?”
“… really… ah~ stop asking!”
“How’s this then? This fast? Or this?”
“Ah! I’m al- ah… almost… at my limit. S-Seobie…W-I-I’m… Ah! AH~!”
“’Whew…we’re done… Are you okay honey? Do you wanna do it again tomorrow?”
“Okay… As long as it’s a secret!”
“You got my words! But seriously, you should snap out of your 4D world sometimes and watch where you were going! I mean how could you knock yourself out hitting the wall?! Athough I massaged it, the bruise is too big and without Doojoon’s pain-relief gel, it won’t go away anytime soon…”
“It’s fine… Even you say something like that… Leader is so gonna yell at me for being careless. Then Junnie will nag and freak out, just like the other times I hurt myself… So we absolutely can’t tell them ‘til it’s healed!”
“You’re just precious too us, that’s all… and you’re just too zoned out most of the time so of course we’re worried. Please promise me you will learn to not do that again won’t you?”
“Okay… I love you guys.”
“We love you too~! Let’s stop talking and sleep~ Our Seungie needs some rest after all that!”
“Uhm! Goodnight Yang Yoseob-goon…”
“… good night, Jang Hyunseung-goon…”
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“Yah. Still on the phone with your boyfriends? Hang up alrea- What’s wrong with your faces? You constipated or sumthin’? Hey where’re you goin’?! Didn’t you just go to the restroom 10 minutes ago?! Yah Yong Junhyung, Yoon Doojoon! Say Somethin’!!! Get back in here!!!”
Despite the manager's calls, they ran like there's no tomorow while curse inward.
Yang Yoseob’s biggest problem is that he always forgets to hang up after a phone call.