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29 things every guy should know!! ***
1.Whatever you do, don't just show up at their house...they run around in their underwear just like you.
2. Don't cheat on them. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, they WILL find out.
3. Beware of every single male relative and all guy friends. Any of them would kick your ass at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn't even wait for the damn hat.***
4. Never miss an opportunity to tell them they're beautiful.***
5. Don't refuse to kiss in front of your friends. If they laugh at you, it's because they're jealous.***
6. If they slap you hard, you deserved it. ***
7. Don't be afraid to touch them if you want to. If they're going out with you in the first place, it's because they like being in your arms. ***
8. If you don't sleep with them, do not tell your friends that you did.
8.5 If you DO sleep with them, don't tell your friends that you did.
9. You can be dirty minded in private, really...most of them are not offended by it...
10. Not all of them eat like birds, alot of them can eat like whales.
11. Most of them don't mind paying half of everything, but they do discuss these things with their friends. Realize that if you make your girlfriend pay half all the time, everyone will know about it and your friends will know you're a pussy.
11.5. Do you honestly need all your money that much? Be a man, pay all the time!
12. Every girl should eventually get three things from her boyfriend- a stuffed animal, one of his sweatshirts, and a really pretty ring. Even if it's not a serious relationship. ***
13. Make sure she gets home safely as often as you can. If you're dropping her off, walk her to the door. If you aren't dropping her off, call to be sure she's home safely.
14. If a guy is bothering her, it is your right to kick the shit out of him. ***
15. If you're talking to a female friend of yours, pull your girlfriend closer.***
16. Never, ever slap her, even if it's just in a joking way. Even if she swats you first, and says, "Oh, you're so dumb" or something, never make any gestures back.
17. Go to a chick flick once in a while. She doesn't care whether you enjoy it or not, it just matters that you went.
18. You're dead meat if you can't get along with their pets, parents and best friends. Be prince charming to their friends, Mr. Polite to their parents, and make sure to be nice to their animals.
19. Don't flirt with their moms...that's just freaky.
20. Don't be freaked out by PMS. It's not gross, and it really does make them feel like shit, so be understanding.
21. If you don't like the way they drive, you do it.
22. If you're officially dating, and you're introducing her to your friends, you'd better damn well introduce her as your girlfriend. ***
23. Don't stress where you go for every date. They really only want to be with you.***
24. If they complain that something hurts, rub it for them without being asked.***
25. Girls are fragile. Even if you're play fighting/wrestling, be very gentle.
26. memorize their damned birthdays. You forget her birthday and you're basically screwed for life.
27. Don't marinade the cologne, but smell good. ***
28. Don't give her something stupid for her birthday or Christmas or Valentine's day. It doesn't have to be expensive, but it has to be meaningful. Jewelry is always nice.
29. After you've been dating for a while, realize that they really have started to trust you. When you have a girlfriend who truly trusts you, you have a lot more responsibility, priviledge and control than you would think. Be careful with it, most guys would kill for that kind of power, and it can be lost in a nanosecond***
Yeah, I know everyone else has this on their journal, and I'm just a big copycat, but it was too cute not to put up. hehe!
I might update about my weekend later, or tomorrow..I just don't really feel like right now, but I had a good one!
"You might not be his first, his last, or his only. He's cared about someone else before and possibly will again, but if he cares for you now, then what else matters? He`s not perfect and you aren`t either, and the two of you will never be perfect, but if he can make you laugh at least once, hold onto him & give him the most you can. He is probably not going to quote poetry, he might not be thinking about you every second of the day, but he will give you a part of him that he knows you can break. So don`t hurt him, don't change him & don`t expect more than he can give. Don't over analyze, smile when he makes you happy, yell when he makes you mad, and miss him when he`s not there."
Wow..that quote is great. haha--it makes me wanna stop worrying over small stupid things. ♥
1.Whatever you do, don't just show up at their house...they run around in their underwear just like you.
2. Don't cheat on them. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, they WILL find out.
3. Beware of every single male relative and all guy friends. Any of them would kick your ass at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn't even wait for the damn hat.***
4. Never miss an opportunity to tell them they're beautiful.***
5. Don't refuse to kiss in front of your friends. If they laugh at you, it's because they're jealous.***
6. If they slap you hard, you deserved it. ***
7. Don't be afraid to touch them if you want to. If they're going out with you in the first place, it's because they like being in your arms. ***
8. If you don't sleep with them, do not tell your friends that you did.
8.5 If you DO sleep with them, don't tell your friends that you did.
9. You can be dirty minded in private, really...most of them are not offended by it...
10. Not all of them eat like birds, alot of them can eat like whales.
11. Most of them don't mind paying half of everything, but they do discuss these things with their friends. Realize that if you make your girlfriend pay half all the time, everyone will know about it and your friends will know you're a pussy.
11.5. Do you honestly need all your money that much? Be a man, pay all the time!
12. Every girl should eventually get three things from her boyfriend- a stuffed animal, one of his sweatshirts, and a really pretty ring. Even if it's not a serious relationship. ***
13. Make sure she gets home safely as often as you can. If you're dropping her off, walk her to the door. If you aren't dropping her off, call to be sure she's home safely.
14. If a guy is bothering her, it is your right to kick the shit out of him. ***
15. If you're talking to a female friend of yours, pull your girlfriend closer.***
16. Never, ever slap her, even if it's just in a joking way. Even if she swats you first, and says, "Oh, you're so dumb" or something, never make any gestures back.
17. Go to a chick flick once in a while. She doesn't care whether you enjoy it or not, it just matters that you went.
18. You're dead meat if you can't get along with their pets, parents and best friends. Be prince charming to their friends, Mr. Polite to their parents, and make sure to be nice to their animals.
19. Don't flirt with their moms...that's just freaky.
20. Don't be freaked out by PMS. It's not gross, and it really does make them feel like shit, so be understanding.
21. If you don't like the way they drive, you do it.
22. If you're officially dating, and you're introducing her to your friends, you'd better damn well introduce her as your girlfriend. ***
23. Don't stress where you go for every date. They really only want to be with you.***
24. If they complain that something hurts, rub it for them without being asked.***
25. Girls are fragile. Even if you're play fighting/wrestling, be very gentle.
26. memorize their damned birthdays. You forget her birthday and you're basically screwed for life.
27. Don't marinade the cologne, but smell good. ***
28. Don't give her something stupid for her birthday or Christmas or Valentine's day. It doesn't have to be expensive, but it has to be meaningful. Jewelry is always nice.
29. After you've been dating for a while, realize that they really have started to trust you. When you have a girlfriend who truly trusts you, you have a lot more responsibility, priviledge and control than you would think. Be careful with it, most guys would kill for that kind of power, and it can be lost in a nanosecond***
Yeah, I know everyone else has this on their journal, and I'm just a big copycat, but it was too cute not to put up. hehe!
I might update about my weekend later, or tomorrow..I just don't really feel like right now, but I had a good one!
"You might not be his first, his last, or his only. He's cared about someone else before and possibly will again, but if he cares for you now, then what else matters? He`s not perfect and you aren`t either, and the two of you will never be perfect, but if he can make you laugh at least once, hold onto him & give him the most you can. He is probably not going to quote poetry, he might not be thinking about you every second of the day, but he will give you a part of him that he knows you can break. So don`t hurt him, don't change him & don`t expect more than he can give. Don't over analyze, smile when he makes you happy, yell when he makes you mad, and miss him when he`s not there."
Wow..that quote is great. haha--it makes me wanna stop worrying over small stupid things. ♥