Sometimes...
Sometimes I wish I were a boxer, MMA fighter, professional wrestler, or some other type of professional fighter. Not because I'm particularly interested in fighting, but just so I could pick something hilariously ironic as my entrance music. I think I would either go with this, this, or this. I can only assume that it would throw my opponents into a confused state of panic, allowing me to defeat them easily.
Plus I would be an instant fan-favorite. I mean come on, if you were watching a fight and the first guy came out to the same stupid Metallica or DMX song that every fighter comes out to, and then I came out to this, you would immediately be rooting for me. Even if I lost, you'd want to see me fight again just because I so amused you.
At the very least, I would get the ironic hipsters to start watching professional fighting. I'd have millions of eye-rolling, weird t-shirt wearing fans who didn't really like me, they just like pretending to like me. I'd be rich beyond my wildest dreams, even after they decided to ironically pretend to hate pretending to like me.
Oh well. I'll just add professional fighter to the long list of careers I would have totally revolutionized, right underneath Space Architect.
Plus I would be an instant fan-favorite. I mean come on, if you were watching a fight and the first guy came out to the same stupid Metallica or DMX song that every fighter comes out to, and then I came out to this, you would immediately be rooting for me. Even if I lost, you'd want to see me fight again just because I so amused you.
At the very least, I would get the ironic hipsters to start watching professional fighting. I'd have millions of eye-rolling, weird t-shirt wearing fans who didn't really like me, they just like pretending to like me. I'd be rich beyond my wildest dreams, even after they decided to ironically pretend to hate pretending to like me.
Oh well. I'll just add professional fighter to the long list of careers I would have totally revolutionized, right underneath Space Architect.