No drugs, no alcohol, no sleep. Just brain. LET'S DO THIS!

May 19, 2009 13:09

Rhyming Gibberish Pretending To Be a Riddle

Bastion's got a melting pot inside a stew of apples. Laundry's not the best of treats to leave inside a wrapper. Only men can dance this dance that only men can see. A hundred different beetles make a very angry bee.

WHAT AM I?

Coy alliteration.

Consequently, it's my estimation that Doctor Diego did, in fact, sleep with the Duchess. One might go so far as to say that Doctor Diego did drill Duchess Dierdre's demure derriere with his...Well. You know.

Poker slang's much more confusing these days.

On the road to St. Ives, I met a man with seven wives. The seven wives had seven hats. The seven hats had seven gats. The seven gats spat death in spades. The spades were flushed, and fortunes made.

Papa Welles has something to say:

"Daughter or son, I have none. Son or son, I have one."

Skydiving

A young man went camping with his father. While they were pitching the tent, the young man's father had a heart attack.

"I'll call an ambulance," the young man said.

"No, don't," the father replied.

"But why?" the young man asked.

"Because I'm D.B. Cooper!"

"Whaaaaaaaaa?"

Palindrhyming

Lori snoring? Corey's boring story.

Stimulus Package

I left a dollar by the door
and when I woke it was no more
and for a while I'm quite sore
but then I think of what it's for
For my stuff I never pay
I just charge it all away
living happily 'till they
send that stupid bill my way

The Philosophy of Dog Naming
Particularly Sleepy was not particularly sleepy, but a dog's gotta have a name.

Explanation for all this

There is a certain time between being awake and being asleep where my brain opens up and thousands of ideas spill out of it like alien nanomachines spilling out of the enviro-pods that aliens would no doubt use to protect themselves from the harsh conditions they face when exploring the cosmos. That time is now.

The time where I come up with ideas, that is. Not the time where aliens explore the universe while wearing protective nanofluid-filled enviro-pods. Who knows when that time is? Certainly not me, although if I did know I'd probably just keep that to myself anyway.

Some things cannot rhyme! This is a fact! Indisputable!

Squanto, come pronto, I want to complimONT you...on your beautiful new home?

Cause it's really quite lovely, is all. Just thought you should know, Squanty ol' pal. Give my love to the wife and kids.

North, South, East, West
I don't care which direction you go.

Just boogie.

random insanity

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