Fic: The Wonderland Subject (43/?)

[m_mcgregor]

Comments

[gpi_s_avery]

Wait, hang on, I've got it. So, touching Xander helped Willow expel the corrupted/corrupting magic and get better.
Now, couple that with all the Slayers and such having been corrupted by the fear stone. That can only mean one thing.
Xander is going to have to lay down in a bed, naked, with each of the corrupted slayers (with them being naked too) to remove their corruption.

Sheesh, instead of corrupting someone in bed, he's gotta undo corruption in bed.

Sly way to sneak in tons of naked sex there, Mac.

[reverend_mort]

You just have to stand in awe, really. Man's a genius.

[gpi_s_avery]

...and!...and! the reason Willow wasn't fully cured was that it was only surface contact. The corrupted magic is inside her, right? Well to get rid of it Xander has to be inside her too...

[m_mcgregor]

You guys (and let's admit it, you're all guys) are totally sick! What kind of pervert writes a story about magic forcing people to have sex?

Sick sick sickos.

Type alert:

[anonymous]

And when they weren’t trying to outdo each other, they were using trying to kill each other.

Re: Type alert:

[m_mcgregor]

Ah yes, that should have been "usually trying." Thanks.

[booster17]

I was *this* close to doing a google search on Craig Schlitz.

Really, I should have guessed that as soon as we all start speculating over who's going to come into that room, you're gonna have nobody enter. Sheesh. :)

[booster17]

Actually, out of complete boredom, I did google "Craig Schlitz".

This entry is number six.

[m_mcgregor]

I hope everyone got that joke. Anyone who didn't must turn in their internet membership card.

Craig Schlitz

[norgco]

Ok, so at the risk of having my internet connection cut off, who or what is Craig Schlitz. Given the mention of Ebay I assume it is an organisation of similar nature, but as someone who spends hours on the net a day NO, I don't have a clue who this is.

Help please, my curiosity is killing me

[mushmeister]

It would be easy to forget, because there was a naked woman on top of him, and naked women tended to make him forget things. Like how to think. Or do anything.

Point of parliamentary procedure, Mr. Chairman. I'd like to point out that there are almost certainly some things that Xander has not forgotten how to do when naked women are around. It hasn't been that long, and Fury's mind-wipe wasn't that extensive. At least, for the love of God, I hope not. That's gotta be against Geneva.

She was sick! Yeah, she was sick! And she had to sleep naked on him because that made her un-sick.

Oh yeah. Everyone was going to believe that.

There are some of us who have no problem with that concept.

Xanderlovin' - is there anything it can't do?

[m_mcgregor]

Keep that in mind if I ever write a Xander-slash story.

(You have no one to blame but yourself)

[mushmeister]

I don't actually have too much of a problem with Xander-slash, at least as long as it makes an iota of sense. Something beyond "Xander woke up one day and realized how hot and kewl Spike was, so he went to Spike's crypt and they fucked each other all day long. Because Spike is hot. And kewl."

Are the kids still saying kewl? Did they ever?

[anonymous]

Man! How could you?! This had so much potential! Someone should have come in on Xander/Willow goodness!

The tension alone would be awesome to explore!

[anonymous]

And I say kudos to Mac for avoiding the cliche of having someone walk in on them.

Besides, it looks like there's plenty of tension as it is.

[m_mcgregor]

This is a Buffyverse fic, after all. It's kind of the rule that I have to subvert at least a few cliches.