LJ Idol Week 14- Barn Razing.
We know precious little of the Eaters of Mayonnaise (Also known to some Anthropologists as The Unseasoned Ones). Their Tribal Chiefs mostly lost to history, We know at one point under Chee-Toe there was a rivalry with another tribal leader named Bar-ack, But the reasons are lost to time.
We know they had almost exclusively female shamans, known as the Ka-Ren (who's status was marked by a particular styling of their hair) and while their Gods were harsh Capitalist ones that did not normally deign to intervene on their behalf, The EOM fervently believed that with a special offering called greenbacks... Their prayers would be answered. The Ka-Ren worked symbiotically with a special priest class open to both sexes called Mungers or Mangera
to lobby their Gods for favor.
The warrior caste was fierce including legendary warriors such as the Ooh-Rahs. The most effective fighters of their time, most of their time was spent protecting and aquiring a substance now lost to time. We believe it to have been called oil but what the EOM used it for, we cannot say.
Other sacred rituals.involved moving machines festooned with the symbology of some of their Gods quickly and in circles,and something to do with the skin of a pig and a grid made of iron.
Led by Bobi-Ray's and Quata-Bacs.
At one point the EOM were probably the most powerful of tribes, but their descendents were absorbed into more forward thinking peoples.
The records we have from
scholars from around that time seem to indicate individual EOM showed great things, but the tribe is not missed.
We know they had almost exclusively female shamans, known as the Ka-Ren (who's status was marked by a particular styling of their hair) and while their Gods were harsh Capitalist ones that did not normally deign to intervene on their behalf, The EOM fervently believed that with a special offering called greenbacks... Their prayers would be answered. The Ka-Ren worked symbiotically with a special priest class open to both sexes called Mungers or Mangera
to lobby their Gods for favor.
The warrior caste was fierce including legendary warriors such as the Ooh-Rahs. The most effective fighters of their time, most of their time was spent protecting and aquiring a substance now lost to time. We believe it to have been called oil but what the EOM used it for, we cannot say.
Other sacred rituals.involved moving machines festooned with the symbology of some of their Gods quickly and in circles,and something to do with the skin of a pig and a grid made of iron.
Led by Bobi-Ray's and Quata-Bacs.
At one point the EOM were probably the most powerful of tribes, but their descendents were absorbed into more forward thinking peoples.
The records we have from
scholars from around that time seem to indicate individual EOM showed great things, but the tribe is not missed.