LJ Idol Week 12- The Blue Room
We sell discretion, boy
And our clientele pays top dollar
Top shelf booze
Peruvian Fluff
Remember our clients bill 70 hours a week
We seldom have to provide our own talent
But if we do, that too is top shelf
As far as ages go, two key words to learn
plausible deniability
If a very well heeled man
With a very old last name
Wants a girl, or a boy
The Blue Room is where they come
Old enough to bleed is old enough to butcher
I have a summer place in the Hamptons
Very occasionally you will think you see a corpse
You do not
You will call me immediately
3 a.m or 3 p.m it doesn't matter
Like New York itself, I never sleep
John Law doesn't visit here
But if he does, you never let him leave empty handed
If you see something
And it makes you have a crisis of conscience
Remember that I know where your son goes to Elementary school
Make no mistake, we are simply providing a necessary service
And generally our existence makes things cleaner and nicer for everyone
Your starters wage should hit your bank account this afternoon
It is a princely sum
It is also just the beggining
Just keep in mind
You don't ever want to cross me boy
If I suspect you breathe a word
Then you and yours won't breathe at all.
And our clientele pays top dollar
Top shelf booze
Peruvian Fluff
Remember our clients bill 70 hours a week
We seldom have to provide our own talent
But if we do, that too is top shelf
As far as ages go, two key words to learn
plausible deniability
If a very well heeled man
With a very old last name
Wants a girl, or a boy
The Blue Room is where they come
Old enough to bleed is old enough to butcher
I have a summer place in the Hamptons
Very occasionally you will think you see a corpse
You do not
You will call me immediately
3 a.m or 3 p.m it doesn't matter
Like New York itself, I never sleep
John Law doesn't visit here
But if he does, you never let him leave empty handed
If you see something
And it makes you have a crisis of conscience
Remember that I know where your son goes to Elementary school
Make no mistake, we are simply providing a necessary service
And generally our existence makes things cleaner and nicer for everyone
Your starters wage should hit your bank account this afternoon
It is a princely sum
It is also just the beggining
Just keep in mind
You don't ever want to cross me boy
If I suspect you breathe a word
Then you and yours won't breathe at all.